badbobby Loc: texas

there is good news from the White house concerning Iran,Iraq,Afghanistan,North Korea,Health care,social security and care for veterans

bkah--blah--blah--blah--blah--blah

If I hear more I will inform you




When Ole kost 50 cents in the outhouse,he then threw in his wallet and his watch
Ole explained that he "vasn't goin down dere,yust for 50 cents"

Ole and Lars from Minnesota went fishing in Canada and returned with just one fish
Ole said"De vay I figger it,dat fish cost us $400""Vell"said Lars"at that price,it's a good ting ve dint catch anymore"


Ole and Lena were getting on in years.One evening they were sitting in their rockers on the front porch when Ole reached over and patted Lena on her knee
"Vat ever happent to our sex relations"he asked Lena replied"Vell Ole,I don't know.Ve dint even get a card from dem last Christmas"

Ole bought Lena a piano.A few weeks later Lars asked Ole how Lena was doing with the piano.Ole said"Vell I had to trade dat piano for a clarinet"
"How come"asked lars.Ole replied"With dat clarinet she cant sing"

The phone rings in the middle of the night and Ole answers"How in hell an I supposed to know ?"he yells,"dats 2000 miles from here"
and he slams the phone down/"Who vas dat?'asked Lena.Ole replied"Oh some dam fool,vanting to know if de coast vas clear"

Ole and Lena were on a trip and were just coming into Minneapoliswhen Olelaid his hand on Lena's knee."Oh Ole,you can go farther den dat "giggled Lena
So Ole drove on to Duluth

Ole was arrested for walking down Main St in Duluth.The policeman asked Ole "Where are your clothes,don't you know that you are walking down Main St Bare ass naked"?
Ole responded"vell officer ,I can explain.I vas over at Lars birthday party.dere vas both boys and girls dere.de party vas goin good ven Lars shouted"Okay ,everyone get in the bedroom"
Ole continued"Ven everybody got in de bedroom,Lars yelled"Now everybody get naked',Vell Ve all got undressed and Lars yelled"Now everybody go to town"!!

And I guess I am de first vun here"

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Come on, BB, tell us the t***h. You are Ole, aren't you

Did you ever make it to Duluth

badbobby Loc: texas

Vell Slat
I tink Ole had fun

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Ja.

badbobby Loc: texas

vell
vere is dat udder dastardy Marine?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

"Ja" is Swedish for yes.

badbobby Loc: texas

heck
and I thought that was short for jawohl
dunno if i spelt that correctly

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

dats a heck of a valk, there Oles...

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

~~~Det var länge sedan vi sågs sist!

jaydee

Vhanks for the vunnies. Really enjoyed it. I'm a redneck from the south. A little different slant for us southern rednecks & cajuns. We use Boudreaux (pronounced boo-droe) & Tibeaux (pronounced tib-be-doe).
Like diversity. Keep up the humor. We need a few laughs to k**l the tyreny.

Good day.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

If there weren't frivolous exchanges/threads on OPP, I don't believe I could have remained on the forum as long as I have. The h**e and venom spewed far too often by many can be both disturbing and disheartening.

Thanks for your comments, Jaydee.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Do tell.

Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ

Thanks for those jokes. I haven't heard many Swedish ones lately.

badbobby Loc: texas

thanks jaydee
good to hear from ypu
my neck is red too

badbobby Loc: texas

thank you
good to hear from you