Dinosaurs perished in flood because Noah refused to let them on board because they swung both ways!
Commenting on the news pertaining to the museum, which have set the Internet ablaze, the president, CEO and founder of Answers in Genesis-US, Ken Ham, contributed his opinion during an interview with the same ludicrous newspaper from the Montana small town. “This is some of the most groundbreaking work I have seen in the field in years,” Ham reportedly said. “I can’t believe it has taken us this long to come this far. I was hoping there would be more crusaders out there like me, people who wouldn’t be afraid to merge the Biblical with the scientific. And now I couldn’t be happier.”
Ham argued that “God had seen the atrocities dinosaurs were doing to each other, like gangbanging and raping other members of their kind. And to make matters worse, they were doing it to the male members of their species. So, in fact, it was the dinosaurs who invented homosexuality for reasons that still remain unknown.” And, naturally, “having seen that, God decided to cleanse the Earth as he would continue to do on numerous occasions after that. But we are certain that the dinosaurs perished in the flood after Noah refused to let them board his Ark. That’s where it all began, that’s the origin of gay people today. And now we have both scientific and Biblical confirmation of that. Hurray for science!” he added.
The founder of Answers in Genesis also said that “Noah didn’t want the dinosaurs on his Ark because he knew that they were swinging both ways.” “I mean, I woudn’t have done it if I were him either. It’s like, you basically have a couple of the meanest, baddest and most vicious and violent animals who don’t care who they rape or eat, and you’re supposed to just welcome them in? Umm, I’m thinking – no way Hoze. So, I fully support both Noah and God. I mean, I also don’t allow gay-like behavior anywhere around me, especially not on my modern version of the life-saving vessel. Gays will just have to face God’s wrath, one way or the other.”
http://religionlo.com/ken-ham-dinosaurs-perished-flood-noah-refused-let-board-ark/It's in print so it must be true...
PeterS wrote:
Commenting on the news pertaining to the museum, which have set the Internet ablaze, the president, CEO and founder of Answers in Genesis-US, Ken Ham, contributed his opinion during an interview with the same ludicrous newspaper from the Montana small town. âThis is some of the most groundbreaking work I have seen in the field in years,â Ham reportedly said. âI canât believe it has taken us this long to come this far. I was hoping there would be more crusaders out there like me, people who wouldnât be afraid to merge the Biblical with the scientific. And now I couldnât be happier.â
Ham argued that âGod had seen the atrocities dinosaurs were doing to each other, like gangbanging and raping other members of their kind. And to make matters worse, they were doing it to the male members of their species. So, in fact, it was the dinosaurs who invented homosexuality for reasons that still remain unknown.â And, naturally, âhaving seen that, God decided to cleanse the Earth as he would continue to do on numerous occasions after that. But we are certain that the dinosaurs perished in the flood after Noah refused to let them board his Ark. Thatâs where it all began, thatâs the origin of gay people today. And now we have both scientific and Biblical confirmation of that. Hurray for science!â he added.
The founder of Answers in Genesis also said that âNoah didnât want the dinosaurs on his Ark because he knew that they were swinging both ways.â âI mean, I woudnât have done it if I were him either. Itâs like, you basically have a couple of the meanest, baddest and most vicious and violent animals who donât care who they rape or eat, and youâre supposed to just welcome them in? Umm, Iâm thinking â no way Hoze. So, I fully support both Noah and God. I mean, I also donât allow gay-like behavior anywhere around me, especially not on my modern version of the life-saving vessel. Gays will just have to face Godâs wrath, one way or the other.â
http://religionlo.com/ken-ham-dinosaurs-perished-flood-noah-refused-let-board-ark/It's in print so it must be true...
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How can you know? We're you THERE?
Singularity wrote:
How can you know? We're you THERE?
And, problems faced by creation scientists......
Singularity wrote:
How can you know? We're you THERE?
Well if it's in print I know it's true--unless of course, it comes out of a mainstream rag, we all knows what that means don't we...
Singularity wrote:
And, problems faced by creation scientists......
Shinny things always give me problems too...
PeterS wrote:
Well if it's in print I know it's true--unless of course, it comes out of a mainstream rag, we all knows what that means don't we...
Final exhaustive test! Printed in red letters?
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