Church with the Rev's Al and Jesse ( joke )
May 6, 2016 15:15:52 #
When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Columbus
Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all
about.
I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why; maybe it was
because I was the only white person in the Church.
He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord
All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and repeated the same thing: By the will of
Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
Again, I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and sure as hell, my car had been stolen....
Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all
about.
I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why; maybe it was
because I was the only white person in the Church.
He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord
All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and repeated the same thing: By the will of
Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
Again, I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and sure as hell, my car had been stolen....
May 6, 2016 15:32:15 #
May 6, 2016 16:07:20 #
robmull
Loc: florida
kburns50 wrote:
That's pretty good... And my two favorite people.... Jesse's OK but.......
Yea, 50, it reminds me a little of "missing our chance to get all our crap back," when the "Million Man March" would have all the b****s out of town!!! Funny.
May 7, 2016 11:11:32 #
kburns50 wrote:
That's pretty good... And my two favorite people.... Jesse's OK but.......
Jesse Jackson woke up this morning and looking in the mirror, saw that he was white from the neck up. Frantically, he called his doctor who assured him that there was a cure.
When ole brother Jesse got to the office, the good doctor mixed up a potion and told Jesse to drink it.
"Whoa, doc! This tastes like s**t!!"
"Yep, brother, you were a quart low".
May 7, 2016 11:18:55 #
kburns50 wrote:
That's pretty good... And my two favorite people.... Jesse's OK but.......
What's even funnier is that he grew up here in Greenville SC, and when the government rebuilt the ghetto called Fieldcrest, which is still the ghetto, they named it Jesse Jackson Townhomes.
Fitting.
May 7, 2016 19:08:41 #
missinglink wrote:
When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a b... (show quote)
Al and Jesses used cars
May 7, 2016 19:51:19 #
Exactly. The po-boys are merely tryin ta get whats a comin ta them.
badbobby wrote:
Al and Jesses used cars
May 7, 2016 23:42:25 #
missinglink wrote:
Exactly. The po-boys are merely tryin ta get whats a comin ta them.
Well lets hope they get it then!!!
May 8, 2016 00:01:16 #
Yes yes, Lets hope they do. Couple of fine folk. 
Well I'll be. Lindajoy , where you been ?
Well I'll be. Lindajoy , where you been ?
lindajoy wrote:
Well lets hope they get it then!!!
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