Slattern and Poppa
May 6, 2016 13:55:25 #
This is a repeat of a previous post. The devil is riding on my shoulder and I must post it again
and yes Loki,the r in Slattern is on purpose
After a lot of deep pondering and serious misgivings,I have decided to renew our friendship(??) at least for a month or two
this was an extremely hard decision for me,so try not to screw it up
May peace break into your homes and steal your debts(this would relieve for you at least part of the IOUs I'm holding for you)
May the pockets of your jeans attract one hundred dollar bills(this so you can afford to play poker with me,at least for a little while)
May love stick in your face like vaseline,and may laughter assault your lips(this because none of the fair sex are likely to do so)
May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be those of joy(this because you cry so much when you lose to we Swabbies)
May your problems forget your home address(the same way you have forgotten your debts to me)
Have a great day,my dastardly Marine friends
and yes Loki,the r in Slattern is on purpose
After a lot of deep pondering and serious misgivings,I have decided to renew our friendship(??) at least for a month or two
this was an extremely hard decision for me,so try not to screw it up
May peace break into your homes and steal your debts(this would relieve for you at least part of the IOUs I'm holding for you)
May the pockets of your jeans attract one hundred dollar bills(this so you can afford to play poker with me,at least for a little while)
May love stick in your face like vaseline,and may laughter assault your lips(this because none of the fair sex are likely to do so)
May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be those of joy(this because you cry so much when you lose to we Swabbies)
May your problems forget your home address(the same way you have forgotten your debts to me)
Have a great day,my dastardly Marine friends
May 6, 2016 14:12:24 #
badbobby wrote:
This is a repeat of a previous post. The devil is ... (show quote)
See. Even straight dudes can experience man love.
And you get to skip the messy sex as well!
May 6, 2016 15:33:13 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BadBooby* I can honestly say that I am not moved to tears, but of laughter. 
*Yes, in the spirit of 'tit for tat', I also purposely misspelled BB's name.
"Friendship" may be a bit strong for an internet acquaintance.
*Yes, in the spirit of 'tit for tat', I also purposely misspelled BB's name.
"Friendship" may be a bit strong for an internet acquaintance.
May 6, 2016 22:58:47 #
badbobby wrote:
This is a repeat of a previous post. The devil is ... (show quote)
Truly funny you are and more so, so very talented...Also, veryyyyyyy sweet, ok, your a man, veryyyyyy comradery of you...
May 6, 2016 23:42:28 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lindajoy wrote:
Truly funny you are and more so, so very talented...Also, veryyyyyyy sweet, ok, your a man, veryyyyyy comradery of you...
There you go encouraging the man again.
May 6, 2016 23:47:31 #
slatten49 wrote:
There you go encouraging the man again.
yup~~~~~~
You must admit when you are all together, or just one on one it issssss rather comical..I have told you many times, I laugh enough to have lost a sip of wh**ever, or sat with tears streaming over your exchanges...So, yes, I will encourage....
May 7, 2016 21:35:44 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lindajoy wrote:
yup~~~~~~ img src="https://static.onepoliticalpla... (show quote)
Perhaps I can talk them into going on the road with our act...if we can work out who gets top billing.
May 8, 2016 00:30:27 #
slatten49 wrote:
Perhaps I can talk them into going on the road with our act...if we can work out who gets top billing.
hehehe, Sureeeeeeeee, you can then forget about that idea.......
May 8, 2016 09:56:24 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lindajoy wrote:
hehehe, Sureeeeeeeee, you can then forget about th... (show quote)
Well, just in case...I humbly submit our dynamic Marine duo ahead of any woe-begotten Swabbie.
May 8, 2016 16:25:42 #
slatten49 wrote:
Perhaps I can talk them into going on the road with our act...if we can work out who gets top billing.
as a
we Swabbies carried you all over the Pacific
I would carry yall on the tour
a self respecting Swabbie would accept nothing less than top billing
May 8, 2016 17:39:31 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
as a
we Swabbies carried you all over the Pacific
I would carry yall on the tour
a self respecting Swabbie would accept nothing less than top billing
we Swabbies carried you all over the Pacific
I would carry yall on the tour
a self respecting Swabbie would accept nothing less than top billing
There ya' go...getting uppity, again.
Tell ya' what...you can be our opening act. May 8, 2016 18:01:46 #
slatten49 wrote:
There ya' go...getting uppity, again. Tell ya' what...you can be our opening act.
Tell ya' what...you can be our opening act. as long as the Lovely Linda is the emcee
i will ok that
May 8, 2016 18:13:00 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
as long as the Lovely Linda is the emcee
i will ok that
i will ok that
I'm not surprised, but am curious as what Mrs. BB has to say about your hitting the road for a tour accompanied by the three of us.
May 8, 2016 18:19:53 #
slatten49 wrote:
I'm not surprised, but am curious as what Mrs. BB has to say about your hitting the road for a tour accompanied by the three of us.
do we really need to answer that
I've been in the dog house all day
I teasingly answered when she asked me what I got her for Mothers Day-"you aint my mother"
pray for me
May 8, 2016 19:06:03 #
badbobby wrote:
as long as the Lovely Linda is the emcee
i will ok that
i will ok that
Ok you guys have gone and done it now!!!! Slattttttttttt, "your own opening act", did cause a bit of a large, talken huge smile with almost a mouth full empties..Choked me ya did..What funnnnnnnnn~~lolol
Another blouse to the laundry~~
Good grief, it would be hysterical, top billing I am sure after the first opening night!!
And my bobby~~ I would gladly emcee, be your biggest fan too!!
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