Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

'OLD' IS WHEN
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

'OLD' IS WHEN
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN
Your spouse offers you super sex, and you reply, "I'll have the soup."

'OLD' IS WHEN
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

I love the first one most of all~~But they are all good........

L8erToots

badbobby Loc: texas

so that was you who planted a camera in every room in my house
and even watched me at the grocery store