Love Making Tips For Seniors...
May 6, 2016 13:41:22 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Lovemaking Tips For Seniors:
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Use extra Polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Use extra Polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
May 6, 2016 23:29:12 #
May 7, 2016 12:47:53 #
Same with VIAGRA,The commercials say,IF/WHEN your erection lasts more than 4 hours,call the Doctor,,,,Hell.Im going to call EVERYONE of my LADY FRIENDS.........
May 7, 2016 13:48:07 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
That's Funny, ha.... ;)
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boatbob2 wrote:
Same with VIAGRA,The commercials say,IF/WHEN your erection lasts more than 4 hours,call the Doctor,,,,Hell.Im going to call EVERYONE of my LADY FRIENDS.........
May 7, 2016 19:12:42 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Lovemaking Tips For Seniors: br br 1. Wear your ... (show quote)
thanks Don
I will try to remember your kind instructions
how did you know about my neighbors??
May 8, 2016 10:34:54 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
I'm one of them............. ;)
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badbobby wrote:
thanks Don
I will try to remember your kind instructions
how did you know about my neighbors??
I will try to remember your kind instructions
how did you know about my neighbors??
May 8, 2016 13:18:20 #
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