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Little Johnny
May 6, 2016 13:34:16   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
got this from Bear k

While playing in the back yard,Little Johnny k**ls a honey bee
his dad sees him do it and angrilly says"No honey for you for a month"
Later that day Little Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly
dad angrilly exclaims"that's it,no butter for you for a month"
That evening as Johnny's mother is cooking supper.a cockroach runs across the floor
Mom stomps the cockroach and looks up to see Little Johnny staring at her
Little Johnny then looks at his dad and says"You gonna tell her Dad,or do you want me to?"

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May 6, 2016 14:13:32   #
PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco
 
badbobby wrote:
got this from Bear k

While playing in the back yard,Little Johnny k**ls a honey bee
his dad sees him do it and angrilly says"No honey for you for a month"
Later that day Little Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly
dad angrilly exclaims"that's it,no butter for you for a month"
That evening as Johnny's mother is cooking supper.a cockroach runs across the floor
Mom stomps the cockroach and looks up to see Little Johnny staring at her
Little Johnny then looks at his dad and says"You gonna tell her Dad,or do you want me to?"
got this from Bear k br br While playing in the b... (show quote)






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May 6, 2016 23:24:19   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Yup, that about covers it~~

In the first place, Dad would neverrr uhmmmmmm well
In the second place, Dad could not even think of uhmmmm, wellllll
nevahhhhh mind~~

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May 7, 2016 07:55:03   #
Singularity
 
lindajoy wrote:
Yup, that about covers it~~

In the first place, Dad would neverrr uhmmmmmm well
In the second place, Dad could not even think of uhmmmm, wellllll
nevahhhhh mind~~


Well, as the young boy remarked upon hearing the story of the birdsnbees, "I could see my Daddy doing something like that, but I know my Mamma never would!

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May 7, 2016 16:51:57   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Singularity wrote:
Well, as the young boy remarked upon hearing the story of the birdsnbees, "I could see my Daddy doing something like that, but I know my Mamma never would!



Mamas are sacred

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May 7, 2016 16:55:20   #
Singularity
 
badbobby wrote:

Mamas are sacred



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May 8, 2016 07:33:45   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Singularity wrote:
Well, as the young boy remarked upon hearing the story of the birdsnbees, "I could see my Daddy doing something like that, but I know my Mamma never would!


Good one Sing~~~~ How are you today??? I hope having a great morning..Seeing your grand daughter soon??

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May 8, 2016 07:38:38   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:

Mamas are sacred


Yes, bobby, they sure are!!!

Happy Mothers Day to all Mothers too...



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May 8, 2016 13:15:22   #
Laurence
 
I saw that one coming a mile away. (grin, grin)

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