got this from Bear k
While playing in the back yard,Little Johnny k**ls a honey bee
his dad sees him do it and angrilly says"No honey for you for a month"
Later that day Little Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly
dad angrilly exclaims"that's it,no butter for you for a month"
That evening as Johnny's mother is cooking supper.a cockroach runs across the floor
Mom stomps the cockroach and looks up to see Little Johnny staring at her
Little Johnny then looks at his dad and says"You gonna tell her Dad,or do you want me to?"
Yup, that about covers it~~
In the first place, Dad would neverrr uhmmmmmm well
In the second place, Dad could not even think of uhmmmm, wellllll
nevahhhhh mind~~
lindajoy wrote:
Yup, that about covers it~~
In the first place, Dad would neverrr uhmmmmmm well
In the second place, Dad could not even think of uhmmmm, wellllll
nevahhhhh mind~~
Well, as the young boy remarked upon hearing the story of the birdsnbees, "I could see my Daddy doing something like that, but I know my Mamma never would!
Singularity wrote:
Well, as the young boy remarked upon hearing the story of the birdsnbees, "I could see my Daddy doing something like that, but I know my Mamma never would!
Good one Sing~~~~
How are you today??? I hope having a great morning..Seeing your grand daughter soon??
Yes, bobby, they sure are!!!
Happy Mothers Day to all Mothers too...
I saw that one coming a mile away. (grin, grin)
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