The Fence Test ...

You can't get any more accurate than this!

This is straightforward country thinking..

by Jeff Foxworthy


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Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he (isn't considered a Republican by other Republicans) doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't (have teeth) eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life (and wants to beat up put in jail other homosexuals).
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about (how if the rich get a tax cut, he will then be rich) how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he (saays she asked mean questions because of her period) switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, (all republicans believe that their interpertation of the Bible must be forced on all others) he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he (gets mad that he has to waste money and now cannot afford that camper or boat that he wants) goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it (to a discussion sight because his imaginary friends refuse to read it.) so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."

Well, I forwarded it.

The Fence Test ...

You can't get any more accurate than this!

This is straightforward country thinking..

by Jeff Foxworthy


http://www.jefffoxworthy.com/uploads/galleries/2014/jeff-foxworthy-photo-shoot__large.jpg

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."

Well, I forwarded it.

The Fence Test ...

You can't get any more accurate than this!

This is straightforward country thinking..

by Jeff Foxworthy


http://www.jefffoxworthy.com/uploads/galleries/2014/jeff-foxworthy-photo-shoot__large.jpg

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."

Well, I forwarded it.