British Humor...
May 4, 2016 16:48:49 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
So Very Funny... Don D.
British Humour as it Used to be: Absolutely Politically Incorrect.
It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on r****rs. They are putting some Tide washing powder in to stop the coloureds from running.
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Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.
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R**ts in Birmingham last month caused over 1 million worth of improvements
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Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, k*****g anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.
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Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But, since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
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Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque... They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
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During last night's high winds an African family were k**led by a falling tree. A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said "We didn't even know they were living up there!"
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Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crime Watch is being shown 5 times a week now.
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low.
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony, shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
British Humour as it Used to be: Absolutely Politically Incorrect.
It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on r****rs. They are putting some Tide washing powder in to stop the coloureds from running.
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Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.
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R**ts in Birmingham last month caused over 1 million worth of improvements
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Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, k*****g anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.
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Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But, since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
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Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque... They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
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During last night's high winds an African family were k**led by a falling tree. A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said "We didn't even know they were living up there!"
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Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crime Watch is being shown 5 times a week now.
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low.
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony, shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
May 4, 2016 16:59:21 #
May 4, 2016 17:17:22 #
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