Political incorectness guaranteed.
May 4, 2016 15:31:52 #
British humor as it used to be: Absolutely politically incorrect.
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It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons
on r****rs. They are putting some Tide washing powder in to stop the coloureds
from running.
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Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police
think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.
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R**ts in Birmingham last month caused over 1 million worth of improvements
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Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, k*****g anyone who's English.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.
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Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But, since
all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
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Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque...
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
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During last night's high winds an African family were k**led by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said "We didn't even know they were living up there".
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Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crime Watch is being shown 5 times a week now.
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low.
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor
balcony, shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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An Emergency Call Center worker has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay of
her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal. It seems that a
caller dialed 911 from a cell phone stating, "I am depressed and lying on a
railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah."
To which the call center employee replied, "Remain calm and stay on the line."
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It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons
on r****rs. They are putting some Tide washing powder in to stop the coloureds
from running.
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Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police
think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
R**ts in Birmingham last month caused over 1 million worth of improvements
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, k*****g anyone who's English.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But, since
all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque...
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
============================================
During last night's high winds an African family were k**led by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said "We didn't even know they were living up there".
=============================================
Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crime Watch is being shown 5 times a week now.
=============================================
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low.
=============================================
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor
balcony, shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
=============================================
An Emergency Call Center worker has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay of
her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal. It seems that a
caller dialed 911 from a cell phone stating, "I am depressed and lying on a
railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah."
To which the call center employee replied, "Remain calm and stay on the line."
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