coffee with the Pope
May 4, 2016 13:23:12 #
The CEO of Starbucks arranged a meeting with the Pope
The Starbucks CEO whispers "Your Imminence,I have an offer for you.Starbucks is prepared to donate 0ne million dollars to the Catholic Church
if you will change the Lords prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily coffee"
THe Pope said"my son,that is impossible.The prayer is the word of the Lord,it cannot be changed"
"W ell"the CEO responded"We anticipated your reluctance ,so I will increase my offer to three million dollars"
THe pope said"Impossible my son,the word of our Lord cannot be changed"
Starbucks then said"My final offer to the Holy See is five million dollars.Please consider my offer carefully"He then left.
The next day ,the Pope convened the College of Cardinals
"There is good news and there is bad news"He told them."The good news is that the Church has just come into five million dollars"
"And the bad news Your Holiness?"asked a Cardinal
"We are losing the Wonder Bread account"
Those of the Catholic faith
please forgive me
the Devil made me do it
The Starbucks CEO whispers "Your Imminence,I have an offer for you.Starbucks is prepared to donate 0ne million dollars to the Catholic Church
if you will change the Lords prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily coffee"
THe Pope said"my son,that is impossible.The prayer is the word of the Lord,it cannot be changed"
"W ell"the CEO responded"We anticipated your reluctance ,so I will increase my offer to three million dollars"
THe pope said"Impossible my son,the word of our Lord cannot be changed"
Starbucks then said"My final offer to the Holy See is five million dollars.Please consider my offer carefully"He then left.
The next day ,the Pope convened the College of Cardinals
"There is good news and there is bad news"He told them."The good news is that the Church has just come into five million dollars"
"And the bad news Your Holiness?"asked a Cardinal
"We are losing the Wonder Bread account"
Those of the Catholic faith
please forgive me
the Devil made me do it
May 4, 2016 13:37:11 #
badbobby wrote:
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The Catholics always go for the big money. It would have been 'give us our daily manna' if the Jews hadn't been outbid.
May 4, 2016 15:03:21 #
badbobby wrote:
The CEO of Starbucks arranged a meeting with the P... (show quote)
You are going to hell, or texas, whichever is worse.
May 4, 2016 16:06:23 #
moldyoldy wrote:
You are going to hell, or texas, whichever is worse.
Maybe so moldy
but I will be surrounded by my friends
including you
and since I'm already in Texas
it'll have to be Hell
May 4, 2016 18:00:26 #
badbobby wrote:
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Nice, clever. Thanks.
May 4, 2016 19:25:14 #
moldyoldy wrote:
You are going to hell, or texas, whichever is worse.
It is Texas. Capitol T!!
May 4, 2016 19:40:43 #
archie bunker wrote:
It is Texas. Capitol T!!
Siri and Cortana were not paying attention. Sorry, Texassss.
May 4, 2016 19:55:35 #
moldyoldy wrote:
Siri and Cortana were not paying attention. Sorry, Texassss.
Who are they? Are they virtual people? How do you go upside their head when they are wrong?
geez Moldy! I prefer to make my own spelling/grammar mistakes. At least I can go upside my own head, as I, and an unnamed housemate of mine often do.
May 4, 2016 20:43:43 #
archie bunker wrote:
Who are they? Are they virtual people? How do you go upside their head when they are wrong? geez Moldy!
I prefer to make my own spelling/grammar mistakes. At least I can go upside my own head, as I, and an unnamed housemate of mine often do.
geez Moldy! I prefer to make my own spelling/grammar mistakes. At least I can go upside my own head, as I, and an unnamed housemate of mine often do.
Give the Housemate my eternal gratitude.
May 4, 2016 20:48:40 #
moldyoldy wrote:
Give the Housemate my eternal gratitude.
No! She might d**g out a sk**let then!!
May 4, 2016 21:57:32 #
archie bunker wrote:
No! She might d**g out a sk**let then!!
or Auntie's head chopper
May 4, 2016 22:01:46 #
badbobby wrote:
or Auntie's head chopper
Nawwwww!! She wouldn't chop off your head! She might tenderize it a bit though!
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