The Good Wife...
May 3, 2016 13:13:40 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
THE GOOD WIFE
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell nobody about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheeks."
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell nobody about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheeks."
May 3, 2016 14:25:22 #
May 4, 2016 14:37:56 #
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Are you and Slatten attending the same bull sessions Don?
Yall have the same post
May 4, 2016 16:23:58 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
GREAT MINDS, etc.--------------- ;)
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badbobby wrote:
Are you and Slatten attending the same bull sessions Don?
Yall have the same post
Yall have the same post
May 4, 2016 16:29:28 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
GREAT MINDS, etc.--------------- ;)
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maybe so
you are both intelligent
of course you being a Swabbie have it over the poor Jarhead
May 4, 2016 16:51:27 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Thank You, I Rarely Point That Out, But........................ ;)
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badbobby wrote:
maybe so
you are both intelligent
of course you being a Swabbie have it over the poor Jarhead
you are both intelligent
of course you being a Swabbie have it over the poor Jarhead
May 4, 2016 17:32:20 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Thank You, I Rarely Point That Out, But........................ ;)
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of course not Swabbies are modest
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