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May 3, 2016 12:48:12   #
Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon
 
As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives and what's happening in Paris, Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Trump, CBC News, the downgrading of our military, 25,000 Syrian refugees, the terrorists and i******s infiltrating our borders, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said:

NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-555-3787

Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.




A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.

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May 3, 2016 12:50:23   #
kburns50
 
[quote=Onelostdog]As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives and what's happening in Paris, Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Trump, CBC News, the downgrading of our military, 25,000 Syrian refugees, the terrorists and i******s infiltrating our borders, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said:

NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-555-3787

Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.

Did not expect that.... Good one....

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May 3, 2016 13:12:51   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
[quote=kburns50]
Onelostdog wrote:
As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives and what's happening in Paris, Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Trump, CBC News, the downgrading of our military, 25,000 Syrian refugees, the terrorists and i******s infiltrating our borders, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said:

NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-555-3787

Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.

Did not expect that.... Good one....
As I was driving home and worrying about all the s... (show quote)

Jesus is on every corner in Mexico.

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May 3, 2016 13:24:53   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
ROFLMBO

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May 3, 2016 14:57:05   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Onelostdog wrote:
As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives and what's happening in Paris, Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Trump, CBC News, the downgrading of our military, 25,000 Syrian refugees, the terrorists and i******s infiltrating our borders, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said:

NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-555-3787

Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.




A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
As I was driving home and worrying about all the s... (show quote)


Ya cought me competely unaware with that one Dog.

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May 4, 2016 11:17:54   #
boatbob2
 
in Mexico,hes NOT called JESUS,hes called HAY sue,... OR,,,Hey you !!!!!!

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May 4, 2016 12:00:36   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
[quote=kburns50]
Onelostdog wrote:
As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives and what's happening in Paris, Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Trump, CBC News, the downgrading of our military, 25,000 Syrian refugees, the terrorists and i******s infiltrating our borders, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said:

NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-555-3787

Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.

Did not expect that.... Good one....
As I was driving home and worrying about all the s... (show quote)



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May 4, 2016 14:08:02   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Jesus is on every corner in Mexico.



heck Slat
he is on every corner in Crowley Texas

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May 4, 2016 14:09:22   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Ya cought me competely unaware with that one Dog.
img src="https://static.onepoliticalplaza.com/ima... (show quote)



Being a Jarhead Papa
you are just always unaware
that is your natural state

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May 4, 2016 17:42:54   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
Being a Jarhead Papa
you are just always unaware
that is your natural state


Yes, I am often caught unawares as to how Swabbies are such p.p. poker players, especially the currently present one.

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May 4, 2016 17:56:16   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yes, I am often caught unawares as to how Swabbies are such p.p. poker players, especially the currently present one.


I take it that the p.p.
means "purely popular"
of course p.L. would fit you and Slat
poor losers
also p. p. fits you too
"poor payers"

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May 4, 2016 18:16:45   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
I take it that the p.p.
means "purely popular"
of course p.L. would fit you and Slat
poor losers
also p. p. fits you too
"poor payers"


For your delicate sensitivities, p.p. means urine poor.

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May 4, 2016 18:25:44   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
For your delicate sensitivities, p.p. means urine poor.



crass poppa
crass

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May 4, 2016 18:29:28   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
crass poppa
crass


Not my fault you are a p.p. poker player.

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May 4, 2016 18:35:14   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Not my fault you are a p.p. poker player.



purely popular

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