A borrowed funny from another web site.
As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives and what's happening in Paris, Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Trump, CBC News, the downgrading of our military, 25,000 Syrian refugees, the terrorists and i******s infiltrating our borders, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said:
NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-555-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.
A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
[quote=Onelostdog]As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives and what's happening in Paris, Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Trump, CBC News, the downgrading of our military, 25,000 Syrian refugees, the terrorists and i******s infiltrating our borders, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said:
NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-555-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.
Did not expect that.... Good one....
[quote=kburns50]
Onelostdog wrote:
As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives and what's happening in Paris, Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Trump, CBC News, the downgrading of our military, 25,000 Syrian refugees, the terrorists and i******s infiltrating our borders, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said:
NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-555-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.
Did not expect that.... Good one....
As I was driving home and worrying about all the s... (
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Jesus is on every corner in Mexico.
Onelostdog wrote:
As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives and what's happening in Paris, Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Trump, CBC News, the downgrading of our military, 25,000 Syrian refugees, the terrorists and i******s infiltrating our borders, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said:
NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-555-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.
A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
As I was driving home and worrying about all the s... (
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Ya cought me competely unaware with that one Dog.
in Mexico,hes NOT called JESUS,hes called HAY sue,... OR,,,Hey you !!!!!!
slatten49 wrote:
Jesus is on every corner in Mexico.
heck Slat
he is on every corner in Crowley Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
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Being a Jarhead Papa
you are just always unaware
that is your natural state
badbobby wrote:
Being a Jarhead Papa
you are just always unaware
that is your natural state
Yes, I am often caught unawares as to how Swabbies are such p.p. poker players, especially the currently present one.
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yes, I am often caught unawares as to how Swabbies are such p.p. poker players, especially the currently present one.
I take it that the p.p.
means "purely popular"
of course p.L. would fit you and Slat
poor losers
also p. p. fits you too
"poor payers"
badbobby wrote:
I take it that the p.p.
means "purely popular"
of course p.L. would fit you and Slat
poor losers
also p. p. fits you too
"poor payers"
For your delicate sensitivities, p.p. means urine poor.
Not my fault you are a p.p. poker player.
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