For the ladies out there: A good deed that just keeps on giving.
May 3, 2016 11:01:36 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheeks."
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheeks."
May 3, 2016 12:19:06 #
slatten49 wrote:
A married couple was in a terrible accident where ... (show quote)
Mom's the butt of the joke.
May 3, 2016 12:28:03 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
moldyoldy wrote:
Mom's the butt of the joke.
You're quick. Top'a the day to you, Moldy
May 3, 2016 12:59:40 #
May 3, 2016 13:21:41 #
May 3, 2016 18:38:55 #
slatten49 wrote:
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I wonder if he still has to shave. You know, women shave all kinds of stuff in the shower!!
May 3, 2016 18:50:23 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
I wonder if he still has to shave. You know, women shave all kinds of stuff in the shower!!
Are you admitting to being a voyeur...a 'peeping Tom'
May 3, 2016 19:03:29 #
slatten49 wrote:
Are you admitting to being a voyeur...a 'peeping Tom'
I admit NOTHING!!
Simple observation on my part. That''s all. There is a razor in the shower, and she is smooth all over. What other conclusion could I draw? 
May 3, 2016 19:06:45 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
I admit NOTHING!! Simple observation on my part. That''s all. There is a razor in the shower, and she is smooth all over. What other conclusion could I draw?
Simple observation on my part. That''s all. There is a razor in the shower, and she is smooth all over. What other conclusion could I draw? I can accept that.
May 3, 2016 19:17:43 #
slatten49 wrote:
I can accept that.
I never did figure out how they reach between their shoulder blades, and the middle of their back. Oh well....they got this!
May 4, 2016 14:18:47 #
slatten49 wrote:
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Women are very vengeful Slat
Oh yeah ,you knew that
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