PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Nanney for a new set of dentures the next morning.

His elderly buddy remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before.

"Is that so?" asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?"

The second oldster replied, "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when a guy on the next fairway shanked his tee shot. The ball must have been going at least 180 mph when it slammed me right in the nuts."

The first old guy was confused and asked, "What the hell does that have to do with your dentures?"

"It was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."

badbobby Loc: texas

Obviously a Marine Dentist
Do your teeth hurt every day Poppa?
pobricito

boatbob2

True story,When I was in The US Army,we had a little guy (5 ft even,MAYBE 110 lbs) who had a mouthful of the blackest,most ugly teeth ive ever seen,and he had a wise ass mouth,he was ALWAYS picking a fight with someone,When he got punched in the mouth,he turned into a monster,I think that punch,into those bad teeth,drove him crazy,He would whip ANYONE he was fighting.Finally the 1 st sgt took this kid to the dentist,and when the dentist ( LT COL) checked his teeth with a metal probe,this guy went crazy,and backhanded the Lt Col,into a glass case,filled with Medical instruments,The col called in some medics,they strapped this guy to the chair where he couldn't move,and pulled every tooth in his mouth,After this,he NEVER won another fight.