Par for the course
May 2, 2016 10:51:13 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf.
One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority - figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off of."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the bum and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning - golf course or intercourse?"
She said, "Don't forget your hat."'
One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority - figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off of."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the bum and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning - golf course or intercourse?"
She said, "Don't forget your hat."'
May 2, 2016 12:38:17 #
May 3, 2016 12:14:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Sons of Liberty wrote:
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I thought this would go over better than it has.
I guess there are less golfers and golfer's wives out there than I thought. 
May 3, 2016 14:08:58 #
May 3, 2016 18:34:42 #
slatten49 wrote:
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of ... (show quote)
dam Slat
I must pat you on the back
sometimes even a Jarhead can tell a doodun
May 3, 2016 18:36:58 #
badbobby wrote:
dam Slat
I must pat you on the back
sometimes even a Jarhead can tell a goodun
I must pat you on the back
sometimes even a Jarhead can tell a goodun
May 3, 2016 18:37:41 #
May 3, 2016 18:44:23 #
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