Catholic Shampoo
May 1, 2016 11:58:52 #
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"
The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, sister. But I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand."
"I can handle that without a problem," the other nun replied. Then she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out. The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.
"We use beer for washing our hair," the nun said. "Back at our nunnery, we call it catholic shampoo."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: "The curlers are on the house."
The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, sister. But I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand."
"I can handle that without a problem," the other nun replied. Then she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out. The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.
"We use beer for washing our hair," the nun said. "Back at our nunnery, we call it catholic shampoo."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: "The curlers are on the house."
May 2, 2016 10:19:34 #
Nothing like a little humor on a Monday morning, and this particular one is great because it can be funny without bringing harm to others I create humor thru cartoons, but now and then I piss some folks off.
May 2, 2016 12:38:12 #
Onelostdog wrote:
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they pa... (show quote)
This is very offensive, I can't believe you posted this, typical example of Christian persecution.
May 2, 2016 13:06:55 #
Dummy Boy wrote:
lighten up it's clean humor. I am married into a Catholic family and would find it most funny.As for fact I 'copy and paste' it and forward it to same.This is very offensive, I can't believe you posted this, typical example of Christian persecution.
May 2, 2016 13:19:31 #
Dummy Boy wrote:
This is very offensive, I can't believe you posted this, typical example of Christian persecution.
Sorry but I found nothing offensive about. It is a shame you took it so personal, maybe you should recheck your funny bone alignment.
May 2, 2016 14:25:37 #
Onelostdog wrote:
Sorry but I found nothing offensive about. It is a shame you took it so personal, maybe you should recheck your funny bone alignment.
It is persecution.
May 2, 2016 15:09:03 #
Oh really, you don't think that it is possible you are carrying this out a little too far to the radical side of things?
Even so, not all suffering will necessarily establish persecution. The suffering experienced by the victim must be sufficiently severe.
Persecution:
Persecution is the systematic mistreatment of an individual or group by another individual or group. The most common forms are religious persecution, ethnic persecution and political persecution, though there is naturally some overlap between these terms. The inflicting of suffering, harassment, isolation, imprisonment, internment, fear, or pain are all factors that may establish persecution. Even so, not all suffering will necessarily establish persecution. The suffering experienced by the victim must be sufficiently severe. The threshold level of severity has been a source of much debate.
Even so, not all suffering will necessarily establish persecution. The suffering experienced by the victim must be sufficiently severe.
Persecution:
Persecution is the systematic mistreatment of an individual or group by another individual or group. The most common forms are religious persecution, ethnic persecution and political persecution, though there is naturally some overlap between these terms. The inflicting of suffering, harassment, isolation, imprisonment, internment, fear, or pain are all factors that may establish persecution. Even so, not all suffering will necessarily establish persecution. The suffering experienced by the victim must be sufficiently severe. The threshold level of severity has been a source of much debate.
May 2, 2016 15:51:47 #
Onelostdog wrote:
Oh really, you don't think that it is possible you... (show quote)
Why don't you explain that to all of the Christian's that are persecuted daily in this country? Your humorous rant is just mean spirited.
May 2, 2016 15:56:32 #
Dummy Boy wrote:
Why don't you explain that to all of the Christian's that are persecuted daily in this country? Your humorous rant is just mean spirited.
Please try to have a happy productive day and may God be with you. Good by for now.
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