Lexophilia: How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. Venison for dinner? Oh, deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used be to be banker, but then I lost...

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Apr 29, 2016 20:20:04 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
Venison for dinner? Oh, deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used be to be banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned n me.
What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? A thesaurus.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
When chemists die, they barium.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I dropped out of c*******m class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in the police station have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro...what a rip-off!
Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last.

Apr 29, 2016 20:48:48 #

CowboyMilt

slatten49 wrote:

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. br Venison f... (show quote)

Those are spot on!

Apr 29, 2016 21:30:14 #

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

slatten49 wrote:

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. br Venison f... (show quote)

I used to be conceited but now I'm perfect

Apr 29, 2016 22:04:53 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Coos Bay Tom wrote:

I used to be conceited but now I'm perfect

You may need to get a second opinion, Tom.

Oh, let's say...your wife's.

Apr 30, 2016 08:49:38 #

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Very good!!!!!!

Whenever Sherlock Holmes got thirsty, he cracked a case.....

A boiled egg is hard to beat.
A calendar’s days are numbered.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Apr 30, 2016 10:20:24 #

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

slatten49 wrote:

You may need to get a second opinion, Tom.

Oh, let's say...your wife's.

Don't listen to her

Here she comes I'm dead