Outdoorsy Man
Apr 29, 2016 16:25:30 #
Outdoorsy Man
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way:
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy,
crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
“You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”
”NAH,” he replied, “I'm just a s**tty golfer.”
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way:
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy,
crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
“You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”
”NAH,” he replied, “I'm just a s**tty golfer.”
Apr 30, 2016 12:06:00 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Outdoorsy Man br br During his physical, the doct... (show quote)
Is this the story of your golf game?
Apr 30, 2016 12:28:15 #
BearK wrote:
Is this the story of your golf game?
It's the story of a lot of amateur golfers games.
Apr 30, 2016 14:47:09 #
BearK wrote:
Is this the story of your golf game?
Yep; I have a competition with myself.
I see if I can find more lost balls in the rough, than I lose.
It is like an Easter Egg hunt:-)
Apr 30, 2016 15:07:58 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Yep; I have a competition with myself.
I see if I can find more lost balls in the rough, than I lose.
It is like an Easter Egg hunt:-)
I see if I can find more lost balls in the rough, than I lose.
It is like an Easter Egg hunt:-)
if you find more than you lose
you have had an excellent outing
I used to play golf
one time while searchimg for a lost ball
I found a note that said
"do you come here often?"
Apr 30, 2016 15:23:10 #
badbobby wrote:
if you find more than you lose
you have had an excellent outing
I used to play golf
one time while searchimg for a lost ball
I found a note that said
"do you come here often?"
you have had an excellent outing
I used to play golf
one time while searchimg for a lost ball
I found a note that said
"do you come here often?"
Did you leave a response?
Apr 30, 2016 15:32:50 #
BearK wrote:
Did you leave a response?
no maa'm and I don't go there any more
great to see you Bear
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