old age
Apr 29, 2016 14:21:26 #
I went into a store that sells sunglasses,and only sunglasses
a young sales person sees me and asks "What can I help you with?
I said "A refrigerator"Am I getting to that age?
I was thinking that a status symbol today is those cell phones that you clip on to your belt
I can't afford a cell phone,so I wear my garage door opener
I've been thinking about old age,and I have decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball,but you are just too tired to bounce it
I think I will make a fitness program for old people.I'll call it"pumping rust"
When people come to my house and see a cat's litter box,they always say"oh,you have a cat"
I say"no,that's just for company"
Doctors offices information forms ask"who should be called in case of emergency?"
I just answer"An ambulance"
The older I get,the harder it is to lose weight,because my body and my fat have become great friends
The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement
Did you ever notice that the roman numerals for 40,is XL?
I know the purpose for a child's middle name.It's so he can tell when he is in bad trouble
Did you know that if you put the words the and irs together,it spells theirs?
Eventually you will reach the age in life when you stop lying about your age,and start bragging about it
some guys try to turn back their ageometers.Not me,I want everyone to understand why I look like this
I have traveled a long way and some of the roads were without pavement.
You know when you have really grown old,when every thing either dries up,or leaks
a young sales person sees me and asks "What can I help you with?
I said "A refrigerator"Am I getting to that age?
I was thinking that a status symbol today is those cell phones that you clip on to your belt
I can't afford a cell phone,so I wear my garage door opener
I've been thinking about old age,and I have decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball,but you are just too tired to bounce it
I think I will make a fitness program for old people.I'll call it"pumping rust"
When people come to my house and see a cat's litter box,they always say"oh,you have a cat"
I say"no,that's just for company"
Doctors offices information forms ask"who should be called in case of emergency?"
I just answer"An ambulance"
The older I get,the harder it is to lose weight,because my body and my fat have become great friends
The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement
Did you ever notice that the roman numerals for 40,is XL?
I know the purpose for a child's middle name.It's so he can tell when he is in bad trouble
Did you know that if you put the words the and irs together,it spells theirs?
Eventually you will reach the age in life when you stop lying about your age,and start bragging about it
some guys try to turn back their ageometers.Not me,I want everyone to understand why I look like this
I have traveled a long way and some of the roads were without pavement.
You know when you have really grown old,when every thing either dries up,or leaks
Apr 29, 2016 14:47:22 #
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Apr 29, 2016 16:45:35 #
badbobby wrote:
you are beginning to know
aren't you Poppa?
aren't you Poppa?
Yes, and especially when it hits close to home.
Apr 29, 2016 17:23:05 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yes, and especially when it hits close to home.
gettin old
just means you are tough
Apr 29, 2016 20:19:29 #
badbobby wrote:
gettin old
just means you are tough
just means you are tough
Like my old boondockers.
Apr 29, 2016 23:20:52 #
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Apr 30, 2016 12:35:57 #
lindajoy wrote:
right Linda
I would really like to meet the persons who coined the phrases
"Golden Age"-and
"Older and Wiser"
I don't believe either one ever got old
Apr 30, 2016 17:35:07 #
Sons of Liberty wrote:
Getting old sure ain't for sissies.
You gotta be tough.
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