Don't you love it when you do something stupid and no one is there to see it!
Apr 27, 2016 19:11:45 #
Here is mine today.
I was driving today, about to pee in my pants. I pulled into a rest area, and as I walked around the front of the van, I heard a turkey gobble. I looked to my left while still walking, and saw a tom turkey with a bunch of hens around him a little ways off.
I never broke stride while looking at the turkeys as I rounded the corner on the other side of the van. I had to pee!!
Well.....there is a mirror on the other side of that van, and I walked right into it! Face first!
Bent my glasses, and fattened a lip.
I'm glad I was in the middle of nowhere, and nobody saw it!!
I was driving today, about to pee in my pants. I pulled into a rest area, and as I walked around the front of the van, I heard a turkey gobble. I looked to my left while still walking, and saw a tom turkey with a bunch of hens around him a little ways off.
I never broke stride while looking at the turkeys as I rounded the corner on the other side of the van. I had to pee!!
Well.....there is a mirror on the other side of that van, and I walked right into it! Face first!
Bent my glasses, and fattened a lip. I'm glad I was in the middle of nowhere, and nobody saw it!!
Apr 27, 2016 19:16:20 #
Apr 27, 2016 19:23:08 #
archie bunker wrote:
Here is mine today. br I was driving today, about... (show quote)
Too funny....I have, on occasion, done similar things...Like driving my car into my two palm trees in front of my home, at that time and leaving it sit right there until the morning..Or, wearing a pair of shorts after loosing some weight and not realizing they were that big, slipping right off of me in the parking lot of a drug store..You knowwwwww I got right back in my car and left immediately..Two had seen it happen and I wasn't about to go into the store knowing they saw it... I could tell you plenty but will stop here.....
Apr 27, 2016 19:53:30 #
archie bunker wrote:
Here is mine today. br I was driving today, about... (show quote)
I tend not to tell anyone about mine.
Apr 27, 2016 20:06:10 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
archie bunker wrote:
Here is mine today. br I was driving today, about... (show quote)
So...the turkey's were looking the other way? I'm sure over their campfire tonight, they'll be reliving the moment ....."haha! He walked right in to mirror! Hahaha! You should have been there! Hahahaha!"
You didn't happen to notice if any of the hens had a cellphone did you? You might want to do a Youtube Search.
Apr 27, 2016 21:04:58 #
archie bunker wrote:
Hopefully you didn't pee on yourself.Here is mine today. br I was driving today, about... (show quote)
Apr 27, 2016 21:21:18 #
lpnmajor wrote:
So...the turkey's were looking the other way? I'm sure over their campfire tonight, they'll be reliving the moment ....."haha! He walked right in to mirror! Hahaha! You should have been there! Hahahaha!"
You didn't happen to notice if any of the hens had a cellphone did you? You might want to do a Youtube Search.
You didn't happen to notice if any of the hens had a cellphone did you? You might want to do a Youtube Search.
Nah! The Tom set me up with his gobble! I interrupted his little orgy! Damn pervert!
Apr 27, 2016 21:24:18 #
Super Dave wrote:
Hopefully you didn't pee on yourself.
Nope! I put it where it belonged. On the tree stump.
Apr 27, 2016 21:30:40 #
lindajoy wrote:
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Mine was witnessed by a bunch of turkeys.
You dropped your britches in front of people!
Bla ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
OK......that isn't so bad...one time I.....nevermind.....
Apr 28, 2016 08:53:39 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
archie bunker wrote:
The Turkeys!!Here is mine today. br I was driving today, about... (show quote)
Apr 28, 2016 09:18:32 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
archie bunker wrote:
Nah! The Tom set me up with his gobble! I interrupted his little orgy! Damn pervert!
Are you sure you looked BEFORE the orgy started?
Apr 28, 2016 11:00:09 #
mcmlx wrote:
I tend not to tell anyone about mine.
That's my rule of thumb.
Apr 28, 2016 11:13:14 #
Apr 28, 2016 15:51:06 #
Apr 29, 2016 01:16:01 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
Sons of Liberty wrote:
Ah c'mon I'll tell you mine. I was unplugging a sink and took the trap off. I was wondering what to do with the water in the gooseneck and I dumped it down the sink. You can guess what happened.That's my rule of thumb.
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