Who's that driving?
Apr 27, 2016 10:49:20 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
The Pope goes to New York and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine.
When he sees the car, he motions to the driver and says: "Do you mind if I ask you a favor?"
"A favor for the Pope??" exclaims the driver, "of course - anything!"
"You know, I hardly ever get to drive, and I'd really like it if I got to drive now. Would you please let me?"
The thought of the Pope getting behind the wheel scared the driver - what if he got in into an accident?
On the other hand, the driver felt that he couldn't say no to the Pope himself, so he reluctantly obliged and let his Holiness get behind the wheel.
To his utter dismay, the Pope turns the key, lights up the limousine's rear tires and speeds up like a maniac!
After driving in excess of 100 mph in a 45 mph zone, a police car drives up alongside them and orders them to stop immediately. The Pope slams on the brakes and comes to a dead stop, as does the pursuing police officer.
The police officer emerges from his vehicle, briefly peers through the limousine's window, then hurriedly steps back in.
His sergeant got this call:
Cop: "Sir, I have a problem."
Sergeant: "What kind of problem?"
Cop: "Well, I pulled over this driver for speeding, but he's someone really important."
Sergeant: "Important like... the mayor?"
Cop: "No, no - a lot more important than that."
Sergeant: "Important like... the governor?"
cop
Cop: "Way more important than that, sarge."
Sergeant: "Important like... the President?"
Cop: "Even more important than him."
Sergeant: "Who's more important than the President?"
Cop: "I don't know sarge, but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!"
When he sees the car, he motions to the driver and says: "Do you mind if I ask you a favor?"
"A favor for the Pope??" exclaims the driver, "of course - anything!"
"You know, I hardly ever get to drive, and I'd really like it if I got to drive now. Would you please let me?"
The thought of the Pope getting behind the wheel scared the driver - what if he got in into an accident?
On the other hand, the driver felt that he couldn't say no to the Pope himself, so he reluctantly obliged and let his Holiness get behind the wheel.
To his utter dismay, the Pope turns the key, lights up the limousine's rear tires and speeds up like a maniac!
After driving in excess of 100 mph in a 45 mph zone, a police car drives up alongside them and orders them to stop immediately. The Pope slams on the brakes and comes to a dead stop, as does the pursuing police officer.
The police officer emerges from his vehicle, briefly peers through the limousine's window, then hurriedly steps back in.
His sergeant got this call:
Cop: "Sir, I have a problem."
Sergeant: "What kind of problem?"
Cop: "Well, I pulled over this driver for speeding, but he's someone really important."
Sergeant: "Important like... the mayor?"
Cop: "No, no - a lot more important than that."
Sergeant: "Important like... the governor?"
cop
Cop: "Way more important than that, sarge."
Sergeant: "Important like... the President?"
Cop: "Even more important than him."
Sergeant: "Who's more important than the President?"
Cop: "I don't know sarge, but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!"
Apr 27, 2016 14:21:30 #
Apr 28, 2016 08:18:35 #
slatten49 wrote:
The Pope goes to New York and gets picked up at th... (show quote)
Ten hail Mary's on that one~~
Apr 28, 2016 14:09:07 #
slatten49 wrote:
The Pope goes to New York and gets picked up at th... (show quote)
bet that taxi driver was Poppa
Apr 28, 2016 23:30:19 #
badbobby wrote:
bet that taxi driver was Poppa
Just like a Swabbie. Can't keep your mouth closed. Blabbermouth.
Apr 29, 2016 14:57:19 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Just like a Swabbie. Can't keep your mouth closed. Blabbermouth.
ooh
did I hit a nerve?
Apr 30, 2016 07:19:29 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
ooh
did I hit a nerve?
did I hit a nerve?
Salty, and all Marines, have nerves of steel, BB.
Apr 30, 2016 13:32:58 #
slatten49 wrote:
Salty, and all Marines, have nerves of steel, BB.
they also have unpaid IOUs and loans
and of course extremely large egos
Apr 30, 2016 13:50:28 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
they also have unpaid IOUs and loans
and of course extremely large egos
and of course extremely large egos
You might want to check out my new thread post, 'More paraprosdokians,' BB. One is dedicated to you.
Apr 30, 2016 15:30:55 #
slatten49 wrote:
You might want to check out my new thread post, 'More paraprosdokians,' BB. One is dedicated to you.
already read
and replied
Apr 30, 2016 16:35:32 #
badbobby wrote:
they also have unpaid IOUs and loans
and of course extremely large egos
and of course extremely large egos
Yes, we are still holding stacks of unpaid IOU's and loans made to you.
Apr 30, 2016 16:58:18 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yes, we are still holding stacks of unpaid IOU's and loans made to you.
YEA Poppa you did sign the IOUs and the loans
but you nor Slat have made even an attenpt at restitution
Apr 30, 2016 17:27:06 #
badbobby wrote:
YEA Poppa you did sign the IOUs and the loans
but you nor Slat have made even an attenpt at restitution
but you nor Slat have made even an attenpt at restitution
Still delusional, not realizing we signed them as an acceptance for your future payments to we Marines.
Apr 30, 2016 18:01:24 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
YEA Poppa you did sign the IOUs and the loans
but you nor Slat have made even an attenpt at restitution
but you nor Slat have made even an attenpt at restitution
One must have a basis for restitution to justify paying it.
We don't, BB. You do. Pay up. Apr 30, 2016 18:57:18 #
slatten49 wrote:
One must have a basis for restitution to justify paying it. We don't, BB. You do. Pay up.
We don't, BB. You do. Pay up. I still out number you one to two
so you and El Senor Pathetic(I mean Poppa) pay up
and Lb said if yall started getting outta hand
just call him
says he has something for you
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