BigMike Loc: yerington nv

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the husband Store.


To avoid g****r bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

badbobby Loc: texas

Oh my achin laughing butt
dont show this to your wife Big Mike

you sir may go to the head of the class

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Had read the first part before, but not the ending..Too cute~~~

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

I read this same post before, and as I stated before, most men to include myself would be relegated to Macy's basement sale.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Not a bad thing from a womens' perspective.lololol

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

Have you ever been to a Macy's sale in the 50's and 60's with a couple hundred of 200lb, 50ish women pushing and shoving to be first in line when the doors open. We all have our 'extremes', the Women dreaming of a straight shootin man and the men eyeing beautiful ladies in very short skirts (eye candy) Yes there is a difference. I would love to create a cartoon on the subject, but time is tight so I dig into my 'library' and get close.

BigMike Loc: yerington nv

Not at all. My wife was the only one that stopped at the 5th floor.

BigMike Loc: yerington nv

I don't know many jokes!

badbobby Loc: texas

but you did know a good one