PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Extracts from letters written by council tenants:

1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.

2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt
my knob off.

3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he
put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

4. Their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof...
I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.

6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path.
My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster,
and 50% are just plain filthy.

11. The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole
house and I just can't take it anymore.

12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and
not fit to drink.

14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.

15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning
at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.

16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is
unsightly and dangerous.

17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third,
so please send someone round to do something about it.

18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife..

20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still
have no satisfaction.

21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't
get BBC2.

22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage
has fungus growing in it.

badbobby Loc: texas

con mucho gusto Senor Poppa

archie bunker Loc: Texas

The last one was.......

archie bunker Loc: Texas

OK.....I read the last one to Mrs. B. without context, and she laughed.
She said that means you are over 50!
Maybe I should have given her the context?

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Loved them, PoppaGringo..Too funny~~

And Archie, I wouldn't be admitting to anything here~~~~

badbobby Loc: texas

Be afraid Arch
Be very afraid

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I am Bobby! I bought some butt wax at the store today. I got the scented kind because..well...I just wasn't sure. The process makes me a little nervous, but it might be a character building experience!

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Holy heckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk arch~~lololololololololololollllll,, damnit man, I did lose my ice tea over this..Dang sure was NOT expecting it..TMI, buddy...lolololololololollllll I can not stop laughing........The visual is well, I was going to say cracking me up, but I'll not and just keep laughing.........

badbobby Loc: texas

dont go overboard Linda
Arch is a landlubber and wouldn't know how to save you,although i am sure he would try
but you can count on a Sailor to be at your beck and call
standing firmly aboard ship or floundering in the sea

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

You instigator, you~~~

As I see these I think of you, your strength and wisdom and the smiles you give us all...I thought you may find them interesting and may even consider one as an avi sometime??

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Bobby, I have no doubt at all that you would do just as you told me..None, whatsoever..And for it, I am eternally humbled and giving much Thanks..You, PoppaGringo and slatt bring many smiles to us all and I am sure with all the horsing around you do, you would die for each other!! That is simply not something anyone should ever think it is not the reality of all of you that served..You proved yourselves with that gracious act of love for country and its people...I am honored in your presence every day I get to share with any of you...

Likewise I know that dastardly Arch, would do the very same..True men of men you all are!!!

With as much valor as I can express I would stand with you and do as I could to be of help, not a hinderance...I would gladly stand with all of you for that fact...

As for that Arch not knowing, why haven't you warned me earlier??? And a landlubber to boot??????????

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Not only a landlubber, but a bona fide ground squirrel! I don't do big water, or high places well at all! Neither does Slats!
We are a pair of 'phobes'!
I'm a bigot too, so I've got one up on him!

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

bona fide ground squirrel..So you'd rather be digging in and layen low, I'm thinking that's not so bad~~~

Listen up, I suggest we go diggin and then have a meeting about strategy...You, Slat, bobby and I....As a matter of fact, ohhhhhhhhhh lookkkkkkkkkkkk we are~~~

Now listen up guys, guys, heyyyy guyssssss

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Those guys all look ded!

badbobby Loc: texas

thanks for the accolades
and the pics are great
maybe with your ok I will use one too