A back-seat blonde...
Apr 25, 2016 10:56:26 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty well and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go to the back seat.
''No!'' said the blonde.
The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would ask again.
''NO!'' yelled the blonde again.
Things got even hotter and the blonde was down to her bra and the guy even had his pants unzipped.
''Do you wanna go to the back seat now?'' asked the guy, in a hopeful tone.
''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde.
Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the heck not??''
The blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I want to stay here with you!'
''No!'' said the blonde.
The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would ask again.
''NO!'' yelled the blonde again.
Things got even hotter and the blonde was down to her bra and the guy even had his pants unzipped.
''Do you wanna go to the back seat now?'' asked the guy, in a hopeful tone.
''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde.
Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the heck not??''
The blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I want to stay here with you!'
Apr 25, 2016 10:58:02 #
Apr 25, 2016 13:33:41 #
Apr 25, 2016 13:46:15 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
I wonder if that was an unnamed Swabbie with her.
A swabbie with a woman
Not very likely. 
BTW, Salty...check out my new thread...'My new love is a Sailor.'
Apr 25, 2016 23:44:00 #
slatten49 wrote:
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they end... (show quote)
Good one~~
For a minute there I thought both may be blonde~~ 
Apr 26, 2016 18:26:13 #
slatten49 wrote:
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they end... (show quote)
obviously a bambam and a Jarhead
Apr 26, 2016 18:31:00 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I wonder if that was an unnamed Swabbie with her.
unnamed?
maybe
but you know him
I'm sorry Poppa
that you can never reach the levels that Sailors have achieved
it just isnt in your poor feeble efforts
but--that's how it is if you are a Marine
Apr 26, 2016 22:21:06 #
badbobby wrote:
unnamed?
maybe
but you know him
I'm sorry Poppa
that you can never reach the levels that Sailors have achieved
it just isnt in your poor feeble efforts
but--that's how it is if you are a Marine
maybe
but you know him
I'm sorry Poppa
that you can never reach the levels that Sailors have achieved
it just isnt in your poor feeble efforts
but--that's how it is if you are a Marine
You are quite correct.Marines have often had to crawl in mudholes, ravines and crossing deserts, but they have never been able to get as low as a poor Swab Jockey. Armes kleines Ding.
Apr 27, 2016 12:13:24 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
You are quite correct.Marines have often had to crawl in mudholes, ravines and crossing deserts, but they have never been able to get as low as a poor Swab Jockey. Armes kleines Ding.
Que sera sera
Apr 27, 2016 12:15:34 #
slatten49 wrote:
A swabbie with a woman Not very likely.
BTW, Salty...check out my new thread...'My new love is a Sailor.'
Not very likely. BTW, Salty...check out my new thread...'My new love is a Sailor.'
not likely?
incorrect
Swabbies have a gal in every port
Apr 27, 2016 18:25:44 #
badbobby wrote:
not likely?
incorrect
Swabbies have a gal in every port
incorrect
Swabbies have a gal in every port
Perhaps so, but Marines have either girls or women for companionship. And they don't bark.
Apr 27, 2016 18:58:03 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Perhaps so, but Marines have either girls or women for companionship. And they don't bark.
even lowly Jarheads
shouldn't diss lovely ladies
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