The Sheer Nightgown....
Apr 19, 2016 19:21:47 #
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon .
Closed coffin.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon .
Closed coffin.
Apr 19, 2016 19:25:28 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
It was sheer madness on his part to make such a statement. :shock: May he R.I.P. :|
Apr 19, 2016 19:25:43 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: another Jarhead bit the dust
Apr 19, 2016 19:27:39 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase... (show quote)
That's sooo funny!
Apr 19, 2016 19:51:42 #
Apr 19, 2016 20:03:43 #
badbobby wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: another Jarhead bit the dust
You have, once again, gotten your marbles mixed up. A 'Jarhead' doesn't require sheer nighties for his beloved. That is something Swab Jockeys can only dream about and hope for.
Apr 19, 2016 20:11:30 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
You have, once again, gotten your marbles mixed up. A 'Jarhead' doesn't require sheer nighties for his beloved. That is something Swab Jockeys can only dream about and hope for.
Mixed, Salty :?: BB simply lost his marbles years ago...when he enlisted as a Water Lilly. :mrgreen:
Apr 19, 2016 20:14:39 #
slatten49 wrote:
Mixed, Salty :?: BB simply lost his marbles years ago...when he enlisted as a Water Lilly. :mrgreen:
I was endeavoring to be kind to the poor soul. You know how sensitive those Swabbies are.
Apr 19, 2016 21:03:51 #
slatten49 wrote:
It was sheer madness on his part to make such a statement. :shock: May he R.I.P. :|
Cool response.
Apr 20, 2016 07:58:18 #
badbobby wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: another Jarhead bit the dust
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: omg, hysterical you all are!!
Apr 20, 2016 07:59:08 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: He said what?????????? lol
Apr 20, 2016 11:48:18 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase... (show quote)
Thanks for a good laugh.
Apr 20, 2016 12:07:19 #
Apr 20, 2016 13:15:20 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
You have, once again, gotten your marbles mixed up. A 'Jarhead' doesn't require sheer nighties for his beloved. That is something Swab Jockeys can only dream about and hope for.
as usual
your riposte
is just
blah,blah,blah :roll:
Apr 20, 2016 13:16:25 #
boatbob2 wrote:
And Vietnam Vets,Like their ladies,WITHOUT any nightgown at all...
bb
sailors just like ladies
period :thumbup:
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