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Apr 19, 2016 12:48:19   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Searching wrote:
Ummmm....I'm good with a "lasso"....does that qualify me? :wink:

That depends on whether your lasso settles around my neck. :lol:

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Apr 19, 2016 13:15:15   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
slatten49 wrote:
That depends on whether your lasso settles around my neck. :lol:


Details, details!! How I send that lasso is on me, but how, how you receive it? :lol: Don't you feel much better now, honesty being the best policy and all. :mrgreen: I did my best to make my disclaimer nonjudgmental as to your sk**l at "being rescued", I did. :roll:

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Apr 19, 2016 14:05:16   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
slatten49 wrote:
Sweet little AuntiE calls 'her' Worried For Our Children (WFOC) and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a k**ler puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

To which AuntiE replies, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." WFOC decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh.....

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box." :roll:
Sweet little AuntiE calls 'her' Worried For Our Ch... (show quote)



There are two different ways to make a rooster out of them, one requires super glue although kids paste will work. On a piece of paper draw the outline of a rooster, glue the flakes in place. Instant rooster
Better choice take the corn flakes go to a chicken farm, put the corn flakes in front of the rooster. While he is eating them grab him, wring his neck and you are ready to prepare dinner. When dinner is ready fax it to me for having made the suggestion.

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Apr 19, 2016 14:19:17   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
slatten49 wrote:
Sweet little AuntiE calls 'her' Worried For Our Children (WFOC) and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a k**ler puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

To which AuntiE replies, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." WFOC decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh.....

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box." :roll:
Sweet little AuntiE calls 'her' Worried For Our Ch... (show quote)



I'm always happy to help a friend in need.

:mrgreen:

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Apr 19, 2016 14:41:04   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
There are two different ways to make a rooster out of them, one requires super glue although kids paste will work. On a piece of paper draw the outline of a rooster, glue the flakes in place. Instant rooster
Better choice take the corn flakes go to a chicken farm, put the corn flakes in front of the rooster. While he is eating them grab him, wring his neck and you are ready to prepare dinner. When dinner is ready fax it to me for having made the suggestion.

As to your first suggestion, I suspect our AuntiE is soon to be drawing, cutting and pasting such things in a safe and sheltered environment. They have homes for those like her. Regarding the second...I raise a few chickens, and have already eaten all but one rooster. He deserves a long, productive life. :wink:

We must all arrange to visit AuntiE in her new surroundings. :-D

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Apr 19, 2016 14:46:26   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Worried for our children wrote:
I'm always happy to help a friend in need.

:mrgreen:

You are a kind and philanthropic friend, WFOC. However, the help our dear AuntiE needs requires special, professional sk**ls. For her betterment...yield to their expertise. :XD:

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Apr 19, 2016 15:16:07   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
You are a kind and philanthropic friend, WFOC. However, the help our dear AuntiE needs requires special, professional sk**ls. For her betterment...yield to their expertise. :XD:


I am thinking that you may receive a visit shortly by AuntiE with an assortment of cast iron frying pans in an assortment of sizes for your head.

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Apr 19, 2016 15:25:49   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
slatten49 wrote:
You are a kind and philanthropic friend, WFOC. However, the help our dear AuntiE needs requires special, professional sk**ls. For her betterment...yield to their expertise. :XD:




Seems you think your buffer zone keeps you safe, lol. I'll come visit you in the hospital after you realize it's not as safe as you thought. :mrgreen:

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Apr 19, 2016 15:36:00   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Searching wrote:
Details, details!! How I send that lasso is on me, but how, how you receive it? :lol: Don't you feel much better now, honesty being the best policy and all. :mrgreen: I did my best to make my disclaimer nonjudgmental as to your sk**l at "being rescued", I did. :roll:

I have a hard time associating "being rescued" with having a lasso around my neck. :shock: Could you possibly be the legendary cowgirl Lucille Mullhall reincarnated, or perhaps Annie Oakley :?:

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Apr 19, 2016 15:37:32   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I am thinking that you may receive a visit shortly by AuntiE with an assortment of cast iron frying pans in an assortment of sizes for your head.

Mayhaps...I should rethink my public assessment of our lady's unique persona :?: :lol:

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Apr 19, 2016 15:39:48   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Mayhaps...I should rethink my public assessment of our lady's unique persona :?: :lol:


That would be a good start.

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Apr 19, 2016 15:40:38   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Worried for our children wrote:
Seems you think your buffer zone keeps you safe, lol. I'll come visit you in the hospital after you realize it's not as safe as you thought. :mrgreen:

I consider 1500 miles a proper and safe "buffer zone," but, see above response to Mr. Bahmer.

I proclaim (upon advisement), the woman is a Saint. :mrgreen:

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Apr 19, 2016 15:44:41   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
slatten49 wrote:
As to your first suggestion, I suspect our AuntiE is soon to be drawing, cutting and pasting such things in a safe and sheltered environment. They have homes for those like her. Regarding the second...I raise a few chickens, and have already eaten all but one rooster. He deserves a long, productive life. :wink:

We must all arrange to visit AuntiE in her new surroundings. :-D


As long as there is a pool, and her cats can join her she will be happy.

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Apr 19, 2016 15:53:52   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
As long as there is a pool, and her cats can join her she will be happy.

Her cats, no doubt, will provide security for the center. :thumbup:

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Apr 19, 2016 15:55:01   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
I consider 1500 miles a proper and safe "buffer zone," but, see above response to Mr. Bahmer.

I proclaim (upon advisement), the woman is a Saint. :mrgreen:


Good choice sir.

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