why women make better assassins
Apr 18, 2016 15:37:51 #
The CIA had an opening for a new assassin
After back ground checks ,interviews ,and testing there were three finalists for the job,two men and a woman.
For the final test the CIA took one of the men to a door,gave him a gun and said,"we must know that you will follow instructions regardless of circumstances.Inside this room is your wife,go in and k**l her!!"The man said"You must be insane.I could never k**l my wife"
The CIA said"Then you are not the man for this job,take your wife and go home"
The second man was led to the same door given a gun and was given the same instructions."Inside this room is your wife,go in and k**l her"The man entered the room and returned with tears in his eyes.I'm sorry "he said"I tried,I really tried,but I just couldn't k**l my wife"!!The CIA said "you aren't the man we want,take your wife and go home".
Finally it was the woman's turn.She was taken to the door,given a
gun and told"We must be sure that you will follow instructions,regardless of the circumstances.Inside this room is your husband of twenty years.take this gun and k**l him!"
the woman entered the room and immediately there was six shots heard.then thrashing,screaming and banging on the walls,after a short while the woman emerged.Wiping her brow of sweat she
exclaimed"That damn gun was loaded with blanks.I had to beat him to death with a chair"!!
After back ground checks ,interviews ,and testing there were three finalists for the job,two men and a woman.
For the final test the CIA took one of the men to a door,gave him a gun and said,"we must know that you will follow instructions regardless of circumstances.Inside this room is your wife,go in and k**l her!!"The man said"You must be insane.I could never k**l my wife"
The CIA said"Then you are not the man for this job,take your wife and go home"
The second man was led to the same door given a gun and was given the same instructions."Inside this room is your wife,go in and k**l her"The man entered the room and returned with tears in his eyes.I'm sorry "he said"I tried,I really tried,but I just couldn't k**l my wife"!!The CIA said "you aren't the man we want,take your wife and go home".
Finally it was the woman's turn.She was taken to the door,given a
gun and told"We must be sure that you will follow instructions,regardless of the circumstances.Inside this room is your husband of twenty years.take this gun and k**l him!"
the woman entered the room and immediately there was six shots heard.then thrashing,screaming and banging on the walls,after a short while the woman emerged.Wiping her brow of sweat she
exclaimed"That damn gun was loaded with blanks.I had to beat him to death with a chair"!!
Apr 18, 2016 15:41:34 #
badbobby wrote:
The CIA had an opening for a new assassin br After... (show quote)
She had to be a blonde.
Apr 18, 2016 16:44:16 #
LAPhil
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
badbobby wrote:
That's very funny. The CIA had an opening for a new assassin br After... (show quote)
:-D :-D
Apr 19, 2016 08:04:38 #
Apr 19, 2016 08:27:58 #
badbobby wrote:
The CIA had an opening for a new assassin br After... (show quote)
Just goes to show a women doesn't need a gun to take you out.......... :mrgreen: :shock: :XD: :wink: :wink:
Good one sweetsssss~~
Apr 19, 2016 11:54:11 #
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