The Lion Tamer
Apr 18, 2016 15:06:54 #
We can thank Elwood for this one.
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking guy in his twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you both better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
lion
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her, so she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them, and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He remarks, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?"
"No problem," replies the young man, "just get that lion out of the way."
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking guy in his twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you both better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
lion
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her, so she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them, and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He remarks, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?"
"No problem," replies the young man, "just get that lion out of the way."
Apr 18, 2016 15:42:11 #
AuntiE wrote:
We can thank Elwood for this one. br br br A ci... (show quote)
Good one Aunti. I had a good laugh, thanks.
:shock: :lol: :lol: 8-)
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Apr 18, 2016 15:44:01 #
AuntiE wrote:
We can thank Elwood for this one. br br br A ci... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OMG That made my day for sure.
Apr 18, 2016 15:46:46 #
AuntiE wrote:
We can thank Elwood for this one. br br br A ci... (show quote)
that young man had to be a Sailor :roll: :roll: :mrgreen:
Apr 18, 2016 15:50:44 #
badbobby wrote:
that young man had to be a Sailor :roll: :roll: :mrgreen:
I am sure he was.
Apr 19, 2016 11:52:15 #
AuntiE wrote:
We can thank Elwood for this one. br br br A ci... (show quote)
Thanks for a good laugh.
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