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Apr 17, 2016 19:36:33   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTwhttps:

Man, I didn't know birds could swear that much. I didn't even know he knew them words. There are several more of this neat bird on the same page. ENJOY

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Apr 17, 2016 19:44:50   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
no propaganda please wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTwhttps:

Man, I didn't know birds could swear that much. I didn't even know he knew them words. There are several more of this neat bird on the same page. ENJOY


I had a friend with a Macaw. That damn bird even embarrassed me.

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Apr 17, 2016 20:00:09   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
no propaganda please wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTwhttps:

Man, I didn't know birds could swear that much. I didn't even know he knew them words. There are several more of this neat bird on the same page. ENJOY


Most people don't realize how intelligent some parrots are. African Grey's can have a vocabulary in excess of 500 words, and they can understand the meaning of them and use them to communicate. They actually have the intelligence of a 3 or 4 year old human child.

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Apr 17, 2016 20:30:47   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Most people don't realize how intelligent some parrots are. African Grey's can have a vocabulary in excess of 500 words, and they can understand the meaning of them and use them to communicate. They actually have the intelligence of a 3 or 4 year old human child.


The macaw I referred to had the vocabulary of a 40 year old very drunk sailor.

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Apr 17, 2016 20:35:30   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
. They actually have the intelligence of a 3 or 4 year old human child.



More than an adult progressive I am sure.

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Apr 17, 2016 20:58:08   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
no propaganda please wrote:
More than an adult progressive I am sure.
Calling a progressive a bird brain would definitely be a compliment.

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Apr 17, 2016 21:50:16   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Calling a progressive a bird brain would definitely be a compliment.


More like an exaggeration.

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Apr 18, 2016 08:16:29   #
rjoeholl
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Most people don't realize how intelligent some parrots are. African Grey's can have a vocabulary in excess of 500 words, and they can understand the meaning of them and use them to communicate. They actually have the intelligence of a 3 or 4 year old human child.


Or a forty year old liberal.

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Apr 18, 2016 15:39:21   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
rjoeholl wrote:
Or a forty year old liberal.


Don't insult the parrots. It's not nice.

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Apr 19, 2016 08:16:59   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Loki wrote:
The macaw I referred to had the vocabulary of a 40 year old very drunk sailor.


So did I and that bird was hysterical..The phone would ring and he'd say,"Answer the damn thing"....Someone would come into the house and he'd say, do you live here? get out...I loved watching him too, fluff his feathers and seemed as if he was mad if you went to close his cage door...Would say, oh no you don't... :lol: :lol:

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Apr 19, 2016 09:37:14   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
lindajoy wrote:
So did I and that bird was hysterical..The phone would ring and he'd say,"Answer the damn thing"....Someone would come into the house and he'd say, do you live here? get out...I loved watching him too, fluff his feathers and seemed as if he was mad if you went to close his cage door...Would say, oh no you don't... :lol: :lol:


We had a friend who had an African Gray Parrot. they also had three Great Danes. The parrot would wait until the dogs were relaxing on the floor and then yell "Anyone want to go out" in the owners voice. Dogs would run to the door and the parrot would laugh. Or the bird would say, about a half an hour before feeding time for the dogs "Feeding time, in your crates NOW" and watch the dogs run to their dog crates. My favorite was when the parrot would hear dog nails click on the kitchen floor and yell "CUT HIS DA*M NAILS"

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Apr 19, 2016 09:53:02   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
no propaganda please wrote:
We had a friend who had an African Gray Parrot. they also had three Great Danes. The parrot would wait until the dogs were relaxing on the floor and then yell "Anyone want to go out" in the owners voice. Dogs would run to the door and the parrot would laugh. Or the bird would say, about a half an hour before feeding time for the dogs "Feeding time, in your crates NOW" and watch the dogs run to their dog crates. My favorite was when the parrot would hear dog nails click on the kitchen floor and yell "CUT HIS DA*M NAILS"
We had a friend who had an African Gray Parrot. t... (show quote)


lololololololololololllllllll Too funny, I would have loved to see it!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Apr 19, 2016 16:31:38   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
lindajoy wrote:
lololololololololololllllllll Too funny, I would have loved to see it!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:




It was a r**t to watch and the bird knew exactly what would get the right response. That is one bird SWMBO really wanted to have. When our friends moved into assisted living, the bird went to the grand son and his wife. They had cats and one little scrauny dog. The parrot would bark at the cats and learned to say to the dog which probably weighed four pounds, "You are not a dog just a fat rat" The grandson taught the bird that, but the laugh the bird had after the saying sounded so very evil.

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Apr 19, 2016 16:39:13   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
no propaganda please wrote:
It was a r**t to watch and the bird knew exactly what would get the right response. That is one bird SWMBO really wanted to have. When our friends moved into assisted living, the bird went to the grand son and his wife. They had cats and one little scrauny dog. The parrot would bark at the cats and learned to say to the dog which probably weighed four pounds, "You are not a dog just a fat rat" The grandson taught the bird that, but the laugh the bird had after the saying sounded so very evil.
It was a r**t to watch and the bird knew exactly w... (show quote)


Not a dog just a fat rat~~~lolololololololololl....I tell ya they are dang smart and do use their laughs or anger expressions right at the right time!!!

Pretty smart they are...They can say that stuff and everyone laughs about it..But let you or I do it and oh the frowns that would appear~~~ :shock: :mrgreen: :XD: :XD:

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