Old Age...
Apr 15, 2016 16:28:32 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Old Age:
Larry and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Larry didn't show up. Bob didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Bob really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Bob didn't know where Larry lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Bob figured he had seen the last of Larry, but one day, Bob approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Larry! Bob was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, For crying out loud Larry, what in the world happened to you?
Larry replied, 'I have been in jail.'
'Jail!' cried Bob. What in the world for?'
'Well,' Larry said, 'you know Jane, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Bob, 'I remember her. What about her?
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'.
'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.
Larry and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Larry didn't show up. Bob didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Bob really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Bob didn't know where Larry lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Bob figured he had seen the last of Larry, but one day, Bob approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Larry! Bob was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, For crying out loud Larry, what in the world happened to you?
Larry replied, 'I have been in jail.'
'Jail!' cried Bob. What in the world for?'
'Well,' Larry said, 'you know Jane, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Bob, 'I remember her. What about her?
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'.
'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.
Apr 15, 2016 16:40:56 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Old Age: br br Larry and Bob, two friends, met in... (show quote)
I think that I know where he is coming from.
Apr 15, 2016 17:17:04 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
bahmer wrote:
I think that I know where he is coming from.
You are not the only one, let me assure you!!
Apr 15, 2016 21:06:29 #
no propaganda please wrote:
You are not the only one, let me assure you!!
That's about like the one where this couple in their early fifty's were going on vacation to myrtle beach, SC. She needed a new bathing suit and ask her husband did he think she should get a 2-piece or a 1- piece suit. He looked her up and down and said you better get a 2-piece because you sure as hell not going to get all that in a 1-piece.
That was 2-wk's ago,, he's still in intensive care.
Apr 16, 2016 00:23:50 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Old Age: br br Larry and Bob, two friends, met in... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Apr 16, 2016 16:59:56 #
fuzzybill wrote:
That's about like the one where this couple in their early fifty's were going on vacation to myrtle beach, SC. She needed a new bathing suit and ask her husband did he think she should get a 2-piece or a 1- piece suit. He looked her up and down and said you better get a 2-piece because you sure as hell not going to get all that in a 1-piece.
That was 2-wk's ago,, he's still in intensive care.
That was 2-wk's ago,, he's still in intensive care.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Good one!
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