PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

· I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off.

· Old age is coming at a really bad time!

· Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!

· I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights"

· Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper!

· The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please.
I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes."

· I'm going to retire and live off of my savings; not sure what I'll do that second week.

· When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people"?

· Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound!

· Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna t***sfer me to
someone I can't understand anyway?

· Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice!

· At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I was there.

· Have I sent this to you already, or, did you send this to me

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

:thumbup:

:thumbup: Oh, I did that already. :mrgreen:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

S**t!! I have been by the store 3 times this week for trash bags, and come home with a bunch of other crap! No trash bags yet.....

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

That's OK Arch, I have an overabundance and will fax you some.

Sons of Liberty Loc: look behind you!

I can relate to that one. The only way I seem to have an intelligent conversation is to talk to myself. Besides, I'm usually the only one who knows what I'm talking about anyway.
My Dad wasn't lying when he said growing old ain't for sissies. :lol:

hedgewm

You can hide your own Easter Egg's!

Alicia Loc: NYC

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Great one! Thanks. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

badbobby Loc: texas

hmmm
Poppa,I know i am old and forgetful
but didnt I post this sometime back?
and here you are a Marine
citing a pore ol Swabbie :roll: :roll: :mrgreen:

badbobby Loc: texas

dunno bout them trash bags Poppa
but like all Jarheads
you do have an over abundance of BS :roll:

Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ

The next to last one is called "the doorway syndrome". :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

But could he perform his own Bris?

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Of course, that is what I said. BS=bountiful supplies.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

I don't know, did you? If you can't remember, why ask me? You have selective memory, you never recall how much you owe the Marines due to your poor poker sk**ls. Pobrecito cradle robber.