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Apr 15, 2016 13:08:39   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
if this is a repeat--I'm sorry
but I thought it was hysterical


#1--Lajames has an ak47 with a 200 round clip.he usually misses 6 out of 10 shots and uses 13 rounds per drive by shooting.how many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive by before he gotta reload??

#2--Willie has two ounces of cocaine.If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for$3200 and sells 2 grams to Juanito for $85,what will the street value be for the rest of his s**t??

#3--Juanito pimps for three hos,if the price is $25 per trick,how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Juanitos $ 6oo a day habit?

#4--Raul wants to cut the pound of coke that he bought for $40,000 to make a 20 % profit.how many one ounce baggies do he need to make?

#5--Renaldo gets $2oo for a hot BMW,$1500 for a hot Corvette and $1,000 for every 4X4.How many more Corvettes do he gotta steal to meet his brothers bail??

#6--Raylon got 6 years for murder.he also got paid #10,000 for the hit.If his common law wife spends #100 a week of his hit money,,how much will be left when he gets outta jail??

#7--If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet ,and the average letter is 6 square feet,how many letters can be sprayed with 3- 8 ounce cans,and have 20 % left over?

#8--Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in his gang.There be 20 girls in his gang.What be the percentage of b***hes Tyrone done knocked up?

#9--Lafawnda is a lookout for her gang.Lafawnda has a boa-constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of #5 per rat.If Lafawnda makes $200 a week as a lookout for the gang,how many weeks can she feed her snake on one weeks pay?

#10--Lamarkus steals Juanito's skate board.As Lamarkus speeds away on the skate board at a speed of 12 miles per hour,Juanito is loading his 357 magnum.If it takes Juanito 20 seconds to load the 357,how far away will Lamarkus be before Juanito whacks him?

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Apr 15, 2016 19:30:18   #
markinny
 
badbobby wrote:
if this is a repeat--I'm sorry
but I thought it was hysterical


#1--Lajames has an ak47 with a 200 round clip.he usually misses 6 out of 10 shots and uses 13 rounds per drive by shooting.how many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive by before he gotta reload??

#2--Willie has two ounces of cocaine.If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for$3200 and sells 2 grams to Juanito for $85,what will the street value be for the rest of his s**t??

#3--Juanito pimps for three hos,if the price is $25 per trick,how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Juanitos $ 6oo a day habit?

#4--Raul wants to cut the pound of coke that he bought for $40,000 to make a 20 % profit.how many one ounce baggies do he need to make?

#5--Renaldo gets $2oo for a hot BMW,$1500 for a hot Corvette and $1,000 for every 4X4.How many more Corvettes do he gotta steal to meet his brothers bail??

#6--Raylon got 6 years for murder.he also got paid #10,000 for the hit.If his common law wife spends #100 a week of his hit money,,how much will be left when he gets outta jail??

#7--If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet ,and the average letter is 6 square feet,how many letters can be sprayed with 3- 8 ounce cans,and have 20 % left over?

#8--Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in his gang.There be 20 girls in his gang.What be the percentage of b***hes Tyrone done knocked up?

#9--Lafawnda is a lookout for her gang.Lafawnda has a boa-constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of #5 per rat.If Lafawnda makes $200 a week as a lookout for the gang,how many weeks can she feed her snake on one weeks pay?

#10--Lamarkus steals Juanito's skate board.As Lamarkus speeds away on the skate board at a speed of 12 miles per hour,Juanito is loading his 357 magnum.If it takes Juanito 20 seconds to load the 357,how far away will Lamarkus be before Juanito whacks him?
if this is a repeat--I'm sorry br but I thought it... (show quote)


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