Alien sex.
Apr 14, 2016 22:41:22 #
A woman was walking around downtown, one day, when she encountered an alien walking around naked.
Offended, the woman says I don't know what planet you're from, but this is Earth. You can't just walk around naked like that.
The alien responds...Well, mam, as you can see I have no g*****lia. So it's OK.
Intrigued, the woman says...Really? Well, how do you have sex then?
The alien touches her temple with it's index finger, and she experiences the most amazing orgasm she ever had.
After she recovers, she says... WOW!! That was out of this world! Can you do that again?
The alien holds up it's limp index finger and says...Can you give me a few minutes?
I, for one, am pleased to know that even superior lifeforms have the same problem. :mrgreen:
Offended, the woman says I don't know what planet you're from, but this is Earth. You can't just walk around naked like that.
The alien responds...Well, mam, as you can see I have no g*****lia. So it's OK.
Intrigued, the woman says...Really? Well, how do you have sex then?
The alien touches her temple with it's index finger, and she experiences the most amazing orgasm she ever had.
After she recovers, she says... WOW!! That was out of this world! Can you do that again?
The alien holds up it's limp index finger and says...Can you give me a few minutes?
I, for one, am pleased to know that even superior lifeforms have the same problem. :mrgreen:
Apr 14, 2016 22:46:20 #
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
A woman was walking around downtown, one day, when... (show quote)
As I suspected all along, you and I can at least laugh together!
:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:
Apr 14, 2016 23:03:54 #
PaulPisces wrote:
As I suspected all along, you and I can at least laugh together!
:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:
:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:
I know it's amazing, but yes, I do have a sense of humor. :mrgreen:
Apr 15, 2016 08:22:34 #
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
A woman was walking around downtown, one day, when... (show quote)
I don't get it.
Apr 15, 2016 09:12:04 #
rjoeholl wrote:
I don't get it.
You must be an 18 yr old !
Apr 15, 2016 10:31:33 #
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
A woman was walking around downtown, one day, when... (show quote)
Very funny.
Apr 15, 2016 14:57:55 #
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
A woman was walking around downtown, one day, when... (show quote)
good one LB
I for one am glad that I'm not alone
:roll: :roll:
Apr 15, 2016 17:33:48 #
badbobby wrote:
good one LB
I for one am glad that I'm not alone
:roll: :roll:
I for one am glad that I'm not alone
:roll: :roll:
What was really funny, was the guy who didn't get it. Oh my. Was he serious? I shouldn't make fun, but...LOL!
Apr 15, 2016 18:05:45 #
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
What was really funny, was the guy who didn't get it. Oh my. Was he serious? I shouldn't make fun, but...LOL!
I could be wrong
but I think he was being facetious---
or not
Apr 15, 2016 18:08:24 #
badbobby wrote:
I could be wrong
but I think he was being facetious---
or not
but I think he was being facetious---
or not
Maybe. Then again, maybe he's a clueless minor, and I just corrupted him. :shock:
Apr 15, 2016 18:19:22 #
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Maybe. Then again, maybe he's a clueless minor, and I just corrupted him. :shock:
there is such a thing as a clueless minor?????
I thought they knew everything :roll: :roll:
Apr 15, 2016 18:27:24 #
badbobby wrote:
there is such a thing as a clueless minor?????
I thought they knew everything :roll: :roll:
I thought they knew everything :roll: :roll:
They do just ask them.
Apr 15, 2016 18:32:05 #
badbobby wrote:
there is such a thing as a clueless minor?????
I thought they knew everything :roll: :roll:
I thought they knew everything :roll: :roll:
You got me there. I was the same way. Who wasn't?
Apr 15, 2016 23:01:00 #
rjoeholl wrote:
I don't get it.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: pity
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