When can I get a haircut?
Apr 14, 2016 17:53:37 #
oldroy
Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"
barber
Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half". The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."
In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?"
"To your house!"
The barber looks around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"
barber
Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half". The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."
In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?"
"To your house!"
Apr 14, 2016 18:44:05 #
oldroy wrote:
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks ... (show quote)
I bet the next time he gets in right away and gets a real close shave as well.
Apr 14, 2016 18:47:10 #
oldroy
Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
bahmer wrote:
I bet the next time he gets in right away and gets a real close shave as well.
Now that I have stopped laughing at what you said I must say that it was funnier than the joke
Apr 15, 2016 13:39:23 #
Apr 15, 2016 14:50:05 #
oldroy wrote:
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks ... (show quote)
I told this one to my barber Roy
he was not amused :lol: :lol:
Apr 17, 2016 21:04:57 #
oldroy
Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
badbobby wrote:
I told this one to my barber Roy
he was not amused :lol: :lol:
he was not amused :lol: :lol:
I think that may be the reason my barbers, when I needed one, were all above 50.
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