Cowboy at the Pearly Gates!
Apr 14, 2016 16:27:07 #
Nutter
Loc: Fly Over Zone
A cowboy from Ainsworth, Nebraska (Upstate Nebraska) appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
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'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll beat you to pieces!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.'
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
cid:1.4246854738@web83306.mail.sp1.yahoo.com
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll beat you to pieces!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.'
Apr 14, 2016 17:03:25 #
Apr 15, 2016 07:21:51 #
Nutter wrote:
A cowboy from Ainsworth, Nebraska (Upstate Nebrask... (show quote)
Very funny! Thanks for the laugh.
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Apr 15, 2016 13:45:32 #
Nutter wrote:
A cowboy from Ainsworth, Nebraska (Upstate Nebrask... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Great joke I laughed so hard my wife came in and wanted to know what I was laughing about. It took me about two more minutes before I could respond. Thanks for that one.
Apr 15, 2016 15:13:36 #
Nutter wrote:
A cowboy from Ainsworth, Nebraska (Upstate Nebrask... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: --an a plus
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