Testing an 85-Year Old's Sperm Count
Apr 9, 2016 21:12:44 #
Have any of my older friends on OPP had this problem?
An 85-year-old man had to take a sperm count for his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, Take this jar home and bring back a sample tomorrow.
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctors office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
Well, doc, its like thisfirst I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor?
The old man replied, Yep, none of us could get the jar open.
An 85-year-old man had to take a sperm count for his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, Take this jar home and bring back a sample tomorrow.
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctors office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
Well, doc, its like thisfirst I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor?
The old man replied, Yep, none of us could get the jar open.
Apr 9, 2016 21:17:47 #
Apr 10, 2016 00:33:55 #
PaulPisces wrote:
Have any of my older friends on OPP had this probl... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: Too cute!
Apr 10, 2016 13:01:21 #
Apr 10, 2016 13:02:20 #
Apr 10, 2016 13:04:40 #
that would be a personal question Paul
but I will respond
yes
but it wouldn't have helped if I got the jar open
but I will respond
yes
but it wouldn't have helped if I got the jar open
Apr 10, 2016 19:52:07 #
PaulPisces wrote:
Have any of my older friends on OPP had this probl... (show quote)
Heard that before but still funny. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Apr 10, 2016 20:23:04 #
badbobby wrote:
greetings Lovely Linda
I am back!!!
I am back!!!
I see this and ammmmm so happy you are too!!!! Welcome back, my special!!! You were missed and I have seen a couple posts given the guys a little to fro..............lolol....NOW things are back to normal!!!
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