Southern Meets Las Vegas
Apr 8, 2016 19:21:00 #
Elwood strikes.
After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"
"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?"
When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"
"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighbourly, but where ah come from in Albama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."
After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"
"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?"
When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"
"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighbourly, but where ah come from in Albama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."
Apr 8, 2016 19:50:32 #
AuntiE wrote:
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That is some real nice western hospitality. 😳😳😜
Apr 8, 2016 20:11:02 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
AuntiE wrote:
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Huh. That explains all the times I've been thrown out of bars up North BEFORE I ever got drunk. It also explains a few other things my Wife is better off not knowing. :mrgreen:
Apr 8, 2016 20:19:50 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Huh. That explains all the times I've been thrown out of bars up North BEFORE I ever got drunk. It also explains a few other things my Wife is better off not knowing. :mrgreen:
For a fee, I will not reveal those secrets I can read in your mind. :mrgreen: :twisted: :evil: :idea:
Apr 8, 2016 20:22:01 #
Worried for our children wrote:
That is some real nice western hospitality. 😳😳😜
They may havah trouble understanding you. And, no I do not know how to type that long hard "a". I took my best guess.
Apr 8, 2016 20:23:28 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
AuntiE wrote:
For a fee, I will not reveal those secrets I can read in your mind. :mrgreen: :twisted: :evil: :idea:
Does your fee involve ice cubes? :shock: :lol:
Apr 8, 2016 20:42:41 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Does your fee involve ice cubes? :shock: :lol:
No, I have sufficient of such item.
Apr 8, 2016 21:52:58 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
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:shock: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: I often wondered why the Sgt. Major insisted I enunciate properly while in Vegas. :wink:
Apr 9, 2016 11:23:00 #
AuntiE wrote:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Apr 9, 2016 14:15:16 #
slatten49 wrote:
:shock: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: I often wondered why the Sgt. Major insisted I enunciate properly while in Vegas. :wink:
it's a good thing the Sgt.Major watches over you as you do have errant ways
prolly learned in Jarhead boot camp :roll: :roll:
Apr 9, 2016 22:57:19 #
AuntiE wrote:
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Silver tongued devil, just like Bobby.
Apr 10, 2016 00:31:08 #
badbobby wrote:
it's a good thing the Sgt.Major watches over you as you do have errant ways
prolly learned in Jarhead boot camp :roll: :roll:
prolly learned in Jarhead boot camp :roll: :roll:
If that's what you're learning in Jarhead bootcamp, its a wonder the entire Nation of men hasn't enlisted~~~YET~~~~lolol
Very good AuntiE, as it goes off to a few that will surely apprecite it~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
Apr 10, 2016 00:34:42 #
slatten49 wrote:
:shock: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: I often wondered why the Sgt. Major insisted I enunciate properly while in Vegas. :wink:
funny
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