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The Dentist
Apr 8, 2016 11:43:39   #
Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon
 
A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.



She pulled out a syringe to give an anesthetic shot.
"No way, no needles! I h**e needles!" The man exclaimed.



So she started to hook up the nitrogenous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!



The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.



"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."



So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.



"What are those?" He asked.



"Viagra," she replied.



"I’ll be darned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain k**ler."



"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it should give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."

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Apr 9, 2016 14:23:55   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Onelostdog wrote:
A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.



She pulled out a syringe to give an anesthetic shot.
"No way, no needles! I h**e needles!" The man exclaimed.



So she started to hook up the nitrogenous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!



The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.



"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."



So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.



"What are those?" He asked.



"Viagra," she replied.



"I’ll be darned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain k**ler."



"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it should give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth ext... (show quote)



the dentist was willing to go beyond

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Apr 9, 2016 14:51:32   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
Onelostdog wrote:
A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.



She pulled out a syringe to give an anesthetic shot.
"No way, no needles! I h**e needles!" The man exclaimed.



So she started to hook up the nitrogenous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!



The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.



"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."



So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.



"What are those?" He asked.



"Viagra," she replied.



"I’ll be darned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain k**ler."



"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it should give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth ext... (show quote)


Great story! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Apr 10, 2016 12:58:27   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
Louie27 wrote:
Great story! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


That one was so funny that even my wife laughed and usually she just gets mad at hearing the word Viagra.

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