Hillary's promise
Apr 5, 2016 13:25:14 #
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I put a box under the bed. Promise me you will never look in it.
In all their 40 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In it were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed.
Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there was such a box and with those contents. That evening they were out for a special anniversary dinner after which she confessed, saying, I'm so sorry, Bill. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. Now I just have to know. Why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the t***h. Whenever I was unfaithful, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.
Hillary was shocked but thought to herself, "Hmmm..... Jennifer, Paula, and Monica. Since I know he is addicted to sex, three times is not too bad. She said, OK Bill, I guess I can forgive you.
Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"
He answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to a recycling center."
In all their 40 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In it were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed.
Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there was such a box and with those contents. That evening they were out for a special anniversary dinner after which she confessed, saying, I'm so sorry, Bill. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. Now I just have to know. Why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the t***h. Whenever I was unfaithful, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.
Hillary was shocked but thought to herself, "Hmmm..... Jennifer, Paula, and Monica. Since I know he is addicted to sex, three times is not too bad. She said, OK Bill, I guess I can forgive you.
Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"
He answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to a recycling center."
Apr 6, 2016 17:25:24 #
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