Funny Qoutes , A couple are shockers but snoped so I guess they are O K
Apr 2, 2016 15:13:35 #
Of these my personal favorite is Barbara Bush's. Who would of thought ?
Posted by snopes on 07 July, 2002 11:38 PM:
"Women might be able to f**e orgasms. But men can f**e whole
relationships." --Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."
-- Steve Jobs
(Founder: Apple Computers)
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid
problem?"
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -- Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b***h." -- Jack
Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." - Barbara Bush
(Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of
humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
g*****ls through his wallet." -- Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be myself." -- Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -- Billy
Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
just grateful." -- Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?" -- Dustin Hoffman
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and just give her a house." -- Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams
Posted by snopes on 07 July, 2002 11:38 PM:
"Women might be able to f**e orgasms. But men can f**e whole
relationships." --Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."
-- Steve Jobs
(Founder: Apple Computers)
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid
problem?"
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -- Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b***h." -- Jack
Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." - Barbara Bush
(Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of
humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
g*****ls through his wallet." -- Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be myself." -- Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -- Billy
Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
just grateful." -- Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?" -- Dustin Hoffman
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and just give her a house." -- Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams
Apr 2, 2016 15:43:50 #
missinglink wrote:
Of these my personal favorite is Barbara Bush's. W... (show quote)
All good ones!
An unattributed quote, though not nearly as good as any of the ones you posted:
"Women don't dress to impress men, they dress to annoy other women."
Apr 3, 2016 23:41:41 #
missinglink wrote:
Of these my personal favorite is Barbara Bush's. W... (show quote)
<<< Knew a woman who DID laugh when she had an Orgasm :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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