The little old lady and the salesman
Apr 2, 2016 13:15:21 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A little old lady answered a knock on the door to a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said AuntiE. "I'm broke and haven't got any money?" as she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And, with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
AuntiE then replied, "Well, let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."
"Go away!" said AuntiE. "I'm broke and haven't got any money?" as she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And, with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
AuntiE then replied, "Well, let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."
Apr 2, 2016 13:25:41 #
slatten49 wrote:
A little old lady answered a knock on the door to ... (show quote)
Had to be a Democrat, couldn't have been Barney Fife??????????
Apr 2, 2016 13:37:30 #
fuzzybill wrote:
Had to be a Democrat, couldn't have been Barney Fife??????????
How about Biden?
Apr 2, 2016 13:58:23 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
How about Biden?
More importantly, ya think AuntiE will notice my injecting her into the story :?: :-D
Apr 2, 2016 14:38:52 #
slatten49 wrote:
More importantly, ya think AuntiE will notice my injecting her into the story :?: :-D
No, she will undoubtedly be wondering how you found her out.
Apr 2, 2016 15:32:44 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
No, she will undoubtedly be wondering how you found her out.
Her reknown is widespread. :mrgreen:
Apr 2, 2016 15:40:20 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
A little old lady answered a knock on the door to ... (show quote)
Good for AuntiE!!!. Now everyone, we must all go and help our dear AuntiE clean up her house, and GET THE ELECTRICITY TURNED BACK ON. She has helped us all with our vacation time, great houses and swimming pools, we must help her now in time of need.
Apr 2, 2016 16:43:03 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
no propaganda please wrote:
Good for AuntiE!!!. Now everyone, we must all go and help our dear AuntiE clean up her house, and GET THE ELECTRICITY TURNED BACK ON. She has helped us all with our vacation time, great houses and swimming pools, we must help her now in time of need.
Unbeknownst to AuntiE, I have already slipped in, surreptitiously, and taken care of all of the above for the dear woman. :mrgreen:
Apr 2, 2016 17:34:37 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
Unbeknownst to AuntiE, I have already slipped in, surreptitiously, and taken care of all of the above for the dear woman. :mrgreen:
I am glad to hear that. We were just ready to use the t***sporter to get to her house and get to work.
Apr 2, 2016 18:04:27 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
no propaganda please wrote:
I am glad to hear that. We were just ready to use the t***sporter to get to her house and get to work.
I chose to do so "surreptitiously" so as to avoid the feel of buckshot on my buttocks. :shock:
:lol:
Apr 2, 2016 18:34:04 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
A little old lady answered a knock on the door to ... (show quote)
Aha! That's where all the missing door to door salesmen are - buried in her basement, garden, barn...........
They all were forced to eat sh*t and died.
Apr 2, 2016 18:53:35 #
slatten49 wrote:
I chose to do so "surreptitiously" so as to avoid the feel of buckshot on my buttocks. :shock:
:lol:
:lol:
Would the 'buckshot on the buttocks' be preferable to the cast iron sk**let upside the noggin?
Apr 2, 2016 19:36:30 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Would the 'buckshot on the buttocks' be preferable to the cast iron sk**let upside the noggin?
I would prefer a surreptitious get-a-way. :wink:
Apr 2, 2016 23:44:05 #
slatten49 wrote:
I would prefer a surreptitious get-a-way. :wink:
Surreptitious my foot. With AuntiE, it is getting away anyway possible.
Apr 2, 2016 23:51:36 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Surreptitious my foot. With AuntiE, it is getting away anyway possible.
With her guard-cats, it is a formidable task. :shock:
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