PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

All men who have been married will attest to some real wisdom in this email...

...In the world of romance, one single rule applies:

MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY!

Do something she likes, and you get points.

Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a non-exhaustive guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed. (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillows. (-10)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-3)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8)

But return with Beer. (-5)

PROTECTIVE DUTIES

You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing. (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is something. (+5)

You pummel it with an iron rod. (+10)

It's her pet Schnauzer. (-30)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side for the entire party. (+1)

You stay by her side for a while,

then leave to chat with an old school friend. (-2)

Named Tina (-10)

Tina is a dancer. (-20)

Tina has breast implants. (-40)

HER BIRTHDAY

You take her out to dinner. (+2)

You take her out to dinner, and it's not a sports bar. (+3)

Okay, it's a sports bar. (-2)

And its all-you-can-eat night. (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night,

and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team. (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie. (+1)

You take her to a movie she likes. (+5)

You take her to a movie you h**e. (+6)

You take her to a movie you like. (-2)

It's called 'Death Cop.' (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans. (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to

baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30)

You say to her, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-80)

THE BIG QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5)

(Yes, you lose points no matter what)

You hesitate in responding. (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

You give any other response. (-40)

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen,

displaying what looks like a concerned expression. (+2)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-4000)

angery american Loc: Georgia

I think my score was - 2000 on our wedding night....and has only gotten bigger..

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

I am in the negative 100 thousands but she is still here fixing my meals doing my laundry. I just come in the door wallet first.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

DamnYANKEE

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

DamnYANKEE

Im so far Behind , I look like Im First :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Can't argue with the post~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:

The comments are hillarious~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

There we have it from a womans view. Us men are but Neanderthal in nature and women have to deal with us. No wonder they need a Girls night out.

:lol: :lol: :thumbup:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

You are most fortunate to even have a wallet, much less having anything to put into it.

badbobby Loc: texas

he won't have when he hands it to her

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

It may have been hers to begin with. She just loaned it to him for the cash after cashing his paycheck.

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

:lol: :lol: :lol: She has her ways. :lol: :lol: :lol: ;-)

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Si, as do all women. :mrgreen: :-P :XD: :roll: :cry:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I am as good as dead. :shock:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Words of wisdom from a man of 67 years of experience. :lol:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Words of wisdom from a man with 67 years of experience. :lol: