Pulling a fast one on the bartender
Mar 31, 2016 20:23:34 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him he owes $8.
"But I already paid you. Don't you remember?" says the customer.
"OK," says the bartender, "if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."
The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second man rushes in, orders a couple beers, and later pulls the same stunt.
The barkeep replies, "OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."
The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks. The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.
The bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the -- "
The man interrupts, "Don't bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."
"But I already paid you. Don't you remember?" says the customer.
"OK," says the bartender, "if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."
The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second man rushes in, orders a couple beers, and later pulls the same stunt.
The barkeep replies, "OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."
The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks. The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.
The bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the -- "
The man interrupts, "Don't bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."
Apr 1, 2016 10:11:46 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
slatten49 wrote:
Hehehehe I would try that if I still went to a bar but alas 30 years have gone by.A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Apr 2, 2016 07:49:29 #
I think Poppa posted this already slatt...
May not get many replies because of that~~Just letting you know..I'm not sure it was Poppa but he comes to mind..He always comes to mind~~~~hehehe :lol:
May not get many replies because of that~~Just letting you know..I'm not sure it was Poppa but he comes to mind..He always comes to mind~~~~hehehe :lol:
Apr 2, 2016 08:08:21 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lindajoy wrote:
I think Poppa posted this already slatt...
May not get many replies because of that~~Just letting you know..I'm not sure it was Poppa but he comes to mind..He always comes to mind~~~~hehehe :lol:
May not get many replies because of that~~Just letting you know..I'm not sure it was Poppa but he comes to mind..He always comes to mind~~~~hehehe :lol:
:oops: I did not know that. PoppaGringo will be thrilled to hear he weighs on your mind :!: :lol: :thumbup:
Apr 2, 2016 08:52:28 #
slatten49 wrote:
:oops: I did not know that. PoppaGringo will be thrilled to hear he weighs on your mind :!: :lol: :thumbup:
The gentlemen of this forum, especially those whom show their humorous side are hard to resist~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup: especially those who eat everything in sight too~~~ :lol: :lol:
Apr 2, 2016 10:14:55 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
lindajoy wrote:
We love Linda Joy. The gentlemen of this forum, especially those whom show their humorous side are hard to resist~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup: especially those who eat everything in sight too~~~ :lol: :lol:
:D :D :D :D :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Apr 2, 2016 14:00:32 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
We love Linda Joy.
:D :D :D :D :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:D :D :D :D :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Lindajoy loves you right back..Some of the finest men I have the privilege of conversing with and learning from as well~~
You really are all very fine men and women in here and make it home away from often enough...
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