A church visit
Mar 31, 2016 16:40:17 #
When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Columbus Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.
I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why; maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.
He laid his hands on my hand and said : "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and repeated the same thing: By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
Again, I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and sure as hell, my car had been stolen.
I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why; maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.
He laid his hands on my hand and said : "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and repeated the same thing: By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
Again, I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and sure as hell, my car had been stolen.
Mar 31, 2016 16:53:20 #
eagleye13 wrote:
When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a b... (show quote)
To funny and to true.
Mar 31, 2016 17:53:12 #
eagleye13 wrote:
When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a b... (show quote)
Thank you for the smiles!!
Ahhh Ha ha ha, good one!
Still smiling. Thanks.
Apr 1, 2016 10:13:16 #
Apr 2, 2016 07:58:06 #
eagleye13 wrote:
When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a b... (show quote)
The only one missing is Wright who could have told you those dang R's steal everything~~ :shock:
Good one E~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.