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Pullng a fast one on the bartender.
Mar 31, 2016 13:34:17   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him he owes $8.

"But I already paid you. Don't you remember?" says the customer.

"OK," says the bartender, "if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."

The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second man rushes in, orders a couple beers, and later pulls the same stunt.

The barkeep replies, "OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."

The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks. The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.

The bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the -- "

The man interrupts, "Don't bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."

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Mar 31, 2016 13:48:49   #
PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him he owes $8.

"But I already paid you. Don't you remember?" says the customer.

"OK," says the bartender, "if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."

The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second man rushes in, orders a couple beers, and later pulls the same stunt.

The barkeep replies, "OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."

The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks. The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.

The bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the -- "

The man interrupts, "Don't bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."
A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, ... (show quote)





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Apr 1, 2016 10:17:44   #
boatbob2
 
Oh,BY THE WAY,,,,Those guys that tried to get over on me,by claiming that they already paid???They were so stupid,they didn't realize,that beer glass was full of urine,,,

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Apr 1, 2016 13:22:52   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
boatbob2 wrote:
Oh,BY THE WAY,,,,Those guys that tried to get over on me,by claiming that they already paid???They were so stupid,they didn't realize,that beer glass was full of urine,,,


Gee, you have a urine tap?

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Apr 1, 2016 18:11:03   #
boatbob2
 
YEP,the urine tap is about 4 or 5 inches below my belt.

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