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Mar 30, 2016 20:28:53   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He
thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON
and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides
to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense!

Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to a complete stop, that's
the law. License and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the
ticket.

If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living s**t out of
the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop or just slow down? "

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Mar 30, 2016 20:34:26   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He
thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON
and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides
to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense!

Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to a complete stop, that's
the law. License and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the
ticket.

If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living s**t out of
the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop or just slow down? "
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled o... (show quote)


We need to hire this cop - to get the Congress to go to work for a change. I think he could convince them to spend less time at the club and more time at their desks. :lol:

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Mar 30, 2016 20:35:29   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He
thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON
and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides
to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense!

Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to a complete stop, that's
the law. License and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the
ticket.

If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living s**t out of
the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop or just slow down? "
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled o... (show quote)


PRICELESS!!!

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Mar 30, 2016 21:26:55   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Now, that is a "hands-on" legal explanation :!: :thumbup:

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Mar 31, 2016 06:20:41   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
slatten49 wrote:
Now, that is a "hands-on" legal explanation :!: :thumbup:


Baton twirls unite~~~ :thumbup:

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Mar 31, 2016 11:20:00   #
bahmer
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He
thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON
and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides
to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense!

Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to a complete stop, that's
the law. License and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the
ticket.

If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living s**t out of
the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop or just slow down? "
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled o... (show quote)


Excellent for sure.

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Mar 31, 2016 14:04:06   #
DamnYANKEE
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He
thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON
and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides
to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense!

Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to a complete stop, that's
the law. License and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the
ticket.

If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living s**t out of
the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop or just slow down? "
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled o... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Mar 31, 2016 16:03:15   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He
thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON
and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides
to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense!

Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to a complete stop, that's
the law. License and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the
ticket.

If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living s**t out of
the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop or just slow down? "
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled o... (show quote)


lawyer was more than likely a jarhead :roll:

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Mar 31, 2016 16:51:41   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
lawyer was more than likely a jarhead :roll:


Typical swabbie response...role reversal.

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Mar 31, 2016 21:23:22   #
angery american Loc: Georgia
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He
thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON
and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides
to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense!

Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to a complete stop, that's
the law. License and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the
ticket.

If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living s**t out of
the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop or just slow down? "
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled o... (show quote)





Now that was funny...... :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Mar 31, 2016 21:31:42   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
lawyer was more than likely a jarhead :roll:

Not many U.S. Marines end up as London lawyers, BB. Maybe you were thinking he was a British Royal Marine:?: :mrgreen:

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Mar 31, 2016 21:34:10   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
Not many U.S. Marines end up London lawyers, BB. Maybe you were thinking he was a British Royal Marine:?: :mrgreen:


You erred Boot by suggesting he could think. After all, he is a swab jockey you know.

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Mar 31, 2016 21:43:24   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
You erred Boot by suggesting he could think. After all, he is a swab jockey you know.

Forgive my error, Salty, as it was done with the hope of luring him back online ASAP. I really miss the ole feller. :wink:

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Mar 31, 2016 21:45:31   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
Forgive my error, Salty, as it was done with the hope of luring him back online ASAP. I really miss the ole feller. :wink:


As do I.

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Mar 31, 2016 21:47:31   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
As do I.

Who else could we turn to for swabbing our decks :?: :mrgreen:

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