Getting into Heaven is Difficult (slightly bawdy joke)
Mar 29, 2016 13:51:03 #
Here's one to give you a Tuesday chuckle.
Remember, I warned you in the title of the post, so don't complain to me if you are offended!
God visited a woman and told h er she must give up smoking, drinking and sex if she wants to get into heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs,
he pulled up my skirt, pulled my panties to one side and made love to me right then and there."
"They don't like that in heaven, said God.
The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Costco either!"
Remember, I warned you in the title of the post, so don't complain to me if you are offended!
God visited a woman and told h er she must give up smoking, drinking and sex if she wants to get into heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs,
he pulled up my skirt, pulled my panties to one side and made love to me right then and there."
"They don't like that in heaven, said God.
The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Costco either!"
Mar 29, 2016 13:56:53 #
PaulPisces wrote:
Here's one to give you a Tuesday chuckle. br Remem... (show quote)
That was lame.............................PUNK !!!
What do you call a f*ggot in a wheelchair ?
Rolaids.
Mar 29, 2016 14:06:04 #
PaulPisces wrote:
Here's one to give you a Tuesday chuckle. br Remem... (show quote)
Keep working on it Paul, I believe, smokimg and drinking is just frowned upon, as your body is a temple of God. I could be wrong, not really a religious person per say.
The Costco part was funny though.
Mar 29, 2016 15:59:22 #
Wolf counselor wrote:
That was lame.............................PUNK !!!
What do you call a f*ggot in a wheelchair ?
Rolaids.
What do you call a f*ggot in a wheelchair ?
Rolaids.
Cool it.
Mar 29, 2016 16:15:14 #
Mar 29, 2016 17:09:39 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Cool it.
Wolf is just being Wolf, Poppa.
Thanks for standing up for civility, but I am OK to just leave him be. His comments just roll of me like water off a duck. Hopefully one day he will stop being afraid and realize self-confidence doesn't need to hurl epithets.
Mar 29, 2016 18:12:26 #
PaulPisces wrote:
Wolf is just being Wolf, Poppa.
Thanks for standing up for civility, but I am OK to just leave him be. His comments just roll of me like water off a duck. Hopefully one day he will stop being afraid and realize self-confidence doesn't need to hurl epithets.
Thanks for standing up for civility, but I am OK to just leave him be. His comments just roll of me like water off a duck. Hopefully one day he will stop being afraid and realize self-confidence doesn't need to hurl epithets.
My joke was no worse than yours.
What's the problem...............HOMO !!
Mar 30, 2016 08:06:50 #
Wolf counselor wrote:
That was lame.............................PUNK !!!
What do you call a f*ggot in a wheelchair ?
Rolaids.
What do you call a f*ggot in a wheelchair ?
Rolaids.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Mar 30, 2016 08:07:14 #
PaulPisces wrote:
Here's one to give you a Tuesday chuckle. br Remem... (show quote)
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Mar 30, 2016 18:52:04 #
PaulPisces wrote:
Here's one to give you a Tuesday chuckle. br Remem... (show quote)
why Paul
I'm shocked!!!
Mar 30, 2016 20:22:02 #
badbobby wrote:
why Paul
I'm shocked!!!
I'm shocked!!!
Oh my goodness, and here I thought Swabbies were shockproof.
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