Laughter the best medicine
Mar 26, 2016 12:14:04 #
From an e-mail
I love this.
While on a flight, a congressman was seated next to a little girl who was quietly reading her book.
The congressman turned to the little girl and asked, Do you want to chat? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.
The little girl placed her book down on her lap and said, What do you want to talk about?
Oh, I dont know, said the congressman. How about g****l w*****g, universal health care or stimulus packages? he continued, smiling smugly.
Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first, she started.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff grass. Yet a deer poops little pellets, while a cow makes a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you think that is? she asked.
The congressman, surprised by the question and the little girls intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmm, I have no idea!
The little girl then picked up her book and opens it to the page she left off at.
Do you really feel qualified to discuss g****l w*****g, universal health care, or the economy when you dont know s**t, sir? she asked and went back to reading her book.
From QP.
I love this.
While on a flight, a congressman was seated next to a little girl who was quietly reading her book.
The congressman turned to the little girl and asked, Do you want to chat? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.
The little girl placed her book down on her lap and said, What do you want to talk about?
Oh, I dont know, said the congressman. How about g****l w*****g, universal health care or stimulus packages? he continued, smiling smugly.
Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first, she started.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff grass. Yet a deer poops little pellets, while a cow makes a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you think that is? she asked.
The congressman, surprised by the question and the little girls intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmm, I have no idea!
The little girl then picked up her book and opens it to the page she left off at.
Do you really feel qualified to discuss g****l w*****g, universal health care, or the economy when you dont know s**t, sir? she asked and went back to reading her book.
From QP.
Mar 26, 2016 12:22:48 #
Mar 27, 2016 08:31:46 #
Smart than a 5th grader?? Obviously not~~~
Sweetttt Scotty~~
Happy Easter and to you too recon~~
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Sweetttt Scotty~~
Happy Easter and to you too recon~~
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Mar 27, 2016 10:49:52 #
Mar 27, 2016 18:39:52 #
Mar 27, 2016 18:43:36 #
lindajoy wrote:
Smart than a 5th grader?? Obviously not~~~
Sweetttt Scotty~~
Happy Easter and to you too recon~~
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Sweetttt Scotty~~
Happy Easter and to you too recon~~
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Thanks,
Hope you had a great Easter!!
Mar 28, 2016 08:24:10 #
beammeupscotty wrote:
Thanks,
Hope you had a great Easter!!
Hope you had a great Easter!!
Welcome, I sure did.....Thank You....
Love your jokes always.. :thumbup:
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