One can't be too cautious.
A man was lying on his deathbed, waiting for his for his final moment to come. He was totally calm, especially seeing as there was a priest there to give him his last rites and prepare him for his journey into the next life.
Wanting to ensure that the entire process was complete, the priest commanded the man: Denounce the devil! You must let him know that you are opposed to his evil ways and shows him that you think very, very little of it.
Unmoved by the priests vigor, the man simply lay on his bed, stared into space and said nothing.
The priest repeated: Denounce the devil now! You cant have long left and need to show him whose side youre on.
Once again, the man didnt react. It was as if the priest hadnt said anything at all.
The priest, now puzzled by the mans complete nonchalance toward what he was saying, asked: Why do you refuse denounce the devil and his evil?
The dying man replied: To be honest, after the life Ive led, Im not really sure where Im going to be headed. With that in mind, I dont think I ought to be aggravating anybody, should I?
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man was lying on his deathbed, waiting for his for his final moment to come. He was totally calm, especially seeing as there was a priest there to give him his last rites and prepare him for his journey into the next life.
Wanting to ensure that the entire process was complete, the priest commanded the man: Denounce the devil! You must let him know that you are opposed to his evil ways and shows him that you think very, very little of it.
Unmoved by the priests vigor, the man simply lay on his bed, stared into space and said nothing.
The priest repeated: Denounce the devil now! You cant have long left and need to show him whose side youre on.
Once again, the man didnt react. It was as if the priest hadnt said anything at all.
The priest, now puzzled by the mans complete nonchalance toward what he was saying, asked: Why do you refuse denounce the devil and his evil?
The dying man replied: To be honest, after the life Ive led, Im not really sure where Im going to be headed. With that in mind, I dont think I ought to be aggravating anybody, should I?
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He must have been a hedge fund manager. :lol:
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man was lying on his deathbed, waiting for his for his final moment to come. He was totally calm, especially seeing as there was a priest there to give him his last rites and prepare him for his journey into the next life.
Wanting to ensure that the entire process was complete, the priest commanded the man: Denounce the devil! You must let him know that you are opposed to his evil ways and shows him that you think very, very little of it.
Unmoved by the priests vigor, the man simply lay on his bed, stared into space and said nothing.
The priest repeated: Denounce the devil now! You cant have long left and need to show him whose side youre on.
Once again, the man didnt react. It was as if the priest hadnt said anything at all.
The priest, now puzzled by the mans complete nonchalance toward what he was saying, asked: Why do you refuse denounce the devil and his evil?
The dying man replied: To be honest, after the life Ive led, Im not really sure where Im going to be headed. With that in mind, I dont think I ought to be aggravating anybody, should I?
A man was lying on his deathbed, waiting for his f... (
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That is one smart man~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
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